"So... nopony blue?" Shining asked before taking another sip of coffee. It was delicious, even better than what he got in the Canterlot Royal Palace. "Not even a distant relative?"
Pinkie shook her head, "Nope. None of them. Lime and Marble are a little bit blue, but nopony that's blue-blue. There's a really, really, really light yellow cousin named Sandy, but she's a she."
"Yeah, Semper's a deep blue. Like... well, Princess Luna, but a little bit brighter than her coat," Shining said and tapped his chin. "What about his mane? He has a dark greenish, brown mane."
Again Pinkie shook her head, "Sorry. Doesn't ring a bell. I only know two hundred and fifty two blue coated ponies with greenish manes, and out of those only forty have brown in them, out of them only five are stallions and none of them are part of the Guard."
"How can you know that many ponies with blue coats and call them your friends?"
Pinkie just shrugged. "I can tell you their names if you like and where they live."
"No. That's okay. Well, what about his Cutie Mark? Twilight, do you have a quill and some paper?"
"At home I do."
"I do too, you know. Just because you're in a bakery doesn't mean we don't write things," Pinkie deadpanned.
"Write things?" Twilight asked. Somehow Pinkie didn't seem to be the type that would spend time writing things. What things would Pinkie write?
"Sure! Writing shopping lists, or who ordered what when things get busy, or sometimes drawing funny faces, writing recipes down and sending letters to my friends all over Equestria and-"
"Can you please get them, Pinkie?" Shining asked cutting her off.
With a nod and a wide smile, Pinkie went off to get the needful. She came back moments later with a small stack of papers, a quill and an ink well. She plopped them on the table and stood on her chair, her attention fully on the stallion.
Shining took the quill in his magic and began to draw. When he was done he lifted it up and showed his masterpiece to Pinnkie and Twilight.
"Does this remind you of anything?"
Twilight looked at the hideous drawing and raised an eyebrow. Pinkie giggled. Even the two guards found it hard not to burst out laughing.
"What?"
"Shining, no offense, but nopony can make anything out. It kinda looks like a jellyfish in a cup with two sticks on the outside."
"Ooh! It looks like a mushroom in a jar and a stick in a party hat and a bird sitting on the bottom side of a tree branch!"
Twilight peered at the drawing, "I don't see the bird..."
"Look here, at the bottom. See the tail, and and the head with the wing... oh, it's facing away from us so that's why you can't see its beak."
Twilight peered harder at it and her eyes lit up, "I see it now!"
"Okay, so I'm bad at drawing! Look, it's a shield with a crossbow on top and a sword and spear are crossed over that, okay? It's the three things that a Border Guard carries along with them... well, only Semper carries a shield, and the sword is really, really long and the spear is... that's not the point. The point is-"
"Can I try?"
Shining looked at the Element of Laughter and sighed, "Fine. Here."
Pinkie took the quill and dipped it into the ink well. At first she just drew a line down the middle, something seemed to click. Something seemed to fit. She continued along the line and found that it was where it needed to be. Then she started to draw another shape that just seemed natural. Her body was doing one thing, but her mind was on another thought, mainly on how scary and fun this was. It might have freaked another pony out, but not Pinkie. She found it exhilarating. She drew and drew and drew, each line seemed to form itself faster and faster and faster. Such was her flurry that both Twilight and Shining had to take a step back away from the table as Pinkie started to really get into it. She swished the quill, jammed it into the ink well sending droplets of ink across the floor. Shining and Twilight used their magic to stop it from getting on top of them, but other spectators weren't so lucky. On and on and on the pink mare drew until at last she stopped. She stared down at her masterpiece and took a step back panting as if she had just run a hard race.
"Here. Done," she wheezed between breaths.
"T-that's it! It's practically perfect! But... but you said you don't remember him!"
"I don't! I just... I just... it just... it made me make it!" Pinkie pointed at the sheet of paper accusingly, "I don't remember this Cutie Mark. I don't remember anypony named Semper Pie..."
"Something inside you must recall. There is no way you can create this without knowing what the original looked like!" Shining said vehemently. "I think all you need is something to remind you! Like a..."
"Spark?" Twilight suggested.
"Yeah! Exactly! Come on, Pinkie. Let's go and find you a spark!"
"Um... okay," Pinkie replied, but inside her she had started feeling strange. It was like trying to climb up a smooth wall with no grips. You could see the obstacle, see the goal, but there was no way of getting there.
Shining the ineffective drawer, pinkie the Picasso of logos.
Pinkie you can remember him, You're brother went through hell and he needs you when he comes to see you.
It would be even crazier if it was not her brother but something more obscure such as being her betrothed from way long time ago (arranged marriage or similar). Brother is much more likely but that would be more out of left field and think of the crazy conversations that would make?
Damn I need MOAR!!!!!
They say that princess Celestia didn't banish Nightmare Moon to the moon to protect Equestria, but to protect Nightmare Moon from the coming of Semper Pie.
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Before Tirek sleeps, he checks under his bed for Semper Pie.
2424446 Are you a mind-reader?
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No, but I am a wizard.
Interesting... Now i need more chapters! This is pretty awesome!
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2424446 I hate being so late to the partay, but...
Semper Pie rides Chuck Norris into battle.
I just started reading this and I think I already know why pinkie can't recall him, it is because she referred to him as sempie not semper pie something that simple could mean all the difference for pinkie pie
5510816 Semper Pie once got slightly irritated and stomped on the ground. The site of this mini tantrum is now known as the Ghastly Gorge.
Broken image links to his cutie mark.
6920676 it's a shield with a crossbow up the centre, and with a spear and some other pole-type weapon (probably a javelin) crossed over the shield and crossbow.
7344830 I'm pretty sure the other pole weapon is a longsword, the guard is obscured by the shield.
Oh how very sad it made me, when I saw that the picture for his actual cutie mark was broken D:
I can't see the bird, rip.
The spear and sword aren't aligned with the crossbow, and that's really irking me.
Well, I suppose there's a reason Shining Armor didn't get a Cutie Mark in drawing
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5574457 It's not just Pinkie as well. A friend of mine wrote on his notes "Beher" and I had NO IDEA what it meant, until I later found it in context to mean "Behavior", but in shorthand.
Really though it does make sense since it's SempIE and NOT sempER that she called him by. Not to mention that Semper is a rather uncommon name, so it's not like there'd be much in the way of other ponies with similar or the same names to really shorthand it. Not to mention it was a VERY long time ago. So hopefully she'll remember by the time she actually SEES him!