July 12
It was nice to be able to snuggle a little bit in the morning, especially since we'd been up late last night. She'd set her alarm ten minutes later than usual, and turned it off and held her pocket telephone in her hand like she usually does in the morning so she'd be ready for the next time it sounded.
I claimed my spot on her breast and she used her other hand to pet my mane and scratch my ears and when her alarm went off a second time I poked her telephone with my nose and made it stop and she thought that was really funny and rewarded me with more ear-scratches.
We got up the third time it went off, and went into the kitchen to make breakfast. I still had some oatmeal left, so I made that for us, and she sat in the papasan to eat it so that she could watch the birds. I kind of wanted to sit on her lap, but I thought I might wind up with oatmeal in my mane by mistake, so I pushed my computer chair over next to her and sat on that.
When she was putting her clothes on I was going to give her back her other bra, but she said she really didn't want to carry it back to her apartment because people might get the wrong idea, so I should just keep it and next time she'd come over without one.
Once she'd gotten dressed, she helped me put on my flight gear, too, then we went back to her apartment.
When she'd gotten her ride to work, I called the airplane directors and told them I was going to go west, and the grumpy man said that I could but to keep my altitude below a thousand feet until I had crossed the 131 Highway. I said that I would, and I told him I could give him a weather report when I was out.
I waited until I was a little bit past Meijer to begin climbing. And I announced myself on the small airplane channel, too, like I was supposed to. Nobody objected and nobody insulted me, so I climbed up and kept going west.
Down below was a big pasture that looked like it had been recently mowed, and all the grass had been put into windrows. There was a green tractor pulling a big boxy trailer along the windrow and so I circled slowly around to see what it was going to do. Well, all the hay was disappearing inside it and then all of a sudden the tractor stopped and the back half of its trailer tipped up, then a big round bale of hay rolled out the back. The tractor moved forward, the trailer closed up, and then it went back on its way, picking up windrows.
I'd seen those haybales before but I'd never seen what made them.
I looked around to make sure that I remembered the field—most farmers would leave a row or two of crop for pegasuses after they'd harvested, and I hoped that humans did that too. There was still a lot of field for it to cover, but I could fly out this way tomorrow and maybe I'd get lucky.
I went all the way out to a little cluster of buildings around an intersection that had a blinking light. I could have gone a bit further to Glendale, but I still wanted to go shopping at the farmer's market today, and I was also a little bit worried about how it was starting to cloud up around me. It was the kind of weather that liked to make rain and thunderstorms.
So I made a big turn and headed back to Kalamazoo, starting a slow descent once I was over the fish-ponds. I checked my altimeter and I was under a thousand feet when I passed over Meijer, which was where I was supposed to be.
I made a last-minute decision to stop at Taco Bell for lunch, 'cause I didn't want to go to the farmer's market all hungry, or else I might buy a lot more food than I could eat.
It's tricky to land in parking lots because even though there are arrows that tell cars which way to go, they don't always obey them, and sometimes they cut across parking spaces and I don't think they're supposed to do that. I even saw one cross a grass island once, so they're not always safe from cars.
But cars aren't supposed to go on sidewalks, so I curved over the parking lot to avoid wires, and then landed on the sidewalk and went up to the door.
There were a bunch of people waiting in line and when I came in a couple of them looked at me and then tried to pretend not to look at me, even though they still were. I ignored them because I was looking at the menu and thinking what I wanted to eat.
The person who took my order (I think it was a girl but I wasn't completely sure) at least wasn't confused by my order, so I got a couple of bean burritos and also a small bowl of cheesy potatoes that turned out to have the same yellow cheese gravy that the nachos at the Tall Ships Festival had had. And it came with a strange little spoon with spikes to eat it with.
I didn't feel like carrying my meal home, so I went outside to the little round tables that no one was using and ate there. And I saw a couple of seagulls up on lightposts watching me, 'cause I bet they were hoping that they'd get a free meal.
Well, I didn't really like the potatoes all that much, so I pushed them across the table and one of the seagulls flew down and landed on the next table over and examined the food, then he hopped off the table and strutted around on the concrete. When he was sure I wasn't going to catch him, he flew up and snatched a potato cube out of the bowl and flew off with it.
That was enough of an invitation for the other seagulls, and all of them took turns darting down and snatching at my potatoes until there weren't any left.
I put the bowl with the wrappers in the bag and put that in the trash can and then took off and the dumb seagulls started to follow me, and they stayed behind me all the way home. When I landed on the balcony, they circled around and once I went inside, one of them also landed on the balcony and peeked in my apartment. I guess they thought maybe I'd give them some more food.
I really didn't have anything to give them, unless I wanted to offer a can of anchovies, so I ignored him and took off my flight gear: I needed a shower before I went to the market.
When I got back out, the seagull wasn't on my balcony any more, so I guess he'd finally figured out that he wasn't going to get any more food from me.
I went without my flight vest, and then I had to decide if I wanted to go without the camelback, too. I probably wouldn't need the water. But it did have pockets, and I'd need to take money so that I could buy things, and I'd have to put that somewhere.
So I filled it up, strapped on my saddlebags, and then stepped into my camelback and pulled its straps tight, took a sip of water to make sure it was working like it should, and then went out to go to the market.
It was a lot busier today. The little triangular lot where I'd landed before had some cars in it, so I made sure that none of them were trying to move before I touched down, and then I went to the pavilions where people had set up.
Just like I'd hoped, the people who were selling the food were the ones who made it, and they also had honey and bread and bars of soap and one woman was selling flowers, too.
Everybody was happy to talk to me about their produce and how they'd grown it and why it was better than what I could get anywhere else, and it was just like being in an Equestrian market. One of the women even had a picture at her booth of a watermelon she'd grown that was so big it won a prize, and the woman who sold the honey knew what kinds of flowers her bees were making honey out of—she said she had several fields of clover just for them.
By the time I got to the last stand, my saddlebags were jammed full of food and I had a bundle of daylilies tucked into a strap on my camelback. They smelled fresher and they were cheaper than the flowers I'd bought at Meijer.
I was really happy with the market. It had cost a little bit more than Meijers, but it was really convenient and the food smelled a little bit fresher, and it was really nice to talk to all the people. I'd promised them I'd be back next week, and I gave one woman my address because she said that she could sell me whole bales of hay for less than what it cost to get them on the computer.
When I was back at my apartment I put away all my new food, and I couldn't help but have a daylily before I put the rest of them in the sink—I hadn't thought to get a vase to keep them fresh in. The sink had two sides, so one of them could serve as a really big vase.
I sat on the papasan and spent the rest of the afternoon reading more Psalms. By dinnertime, I was pretty sure a storm was coming, and so were my bird-friends. A bunch of the little chirpy-birds flew in together and all ate quickly then flew off again, probably back to somewhere safe for them.
Plus it was gettting gusty outside.
So I looked on my computer and it was predicting evening thunderstorms, too.
This time at least I had enough warning to get ready. I called Mel and he said that he was looking at the weather, too, and he'd be around to pick me up in twenty minutes or so.
I got dressed and then had some fresh bread with blackberry jam and a couple of carrots and a beet (the lady at the farmer's market sold them with the leaves still on, 'cause she knew that the leaves tasted really good) and another daylily for dessert, and I was just finishing it up when I saw Mel pull up outside my apartment.
I went out the balcony and got in, and he started driving off to our favorite stormwatching spot.
There was a woman talking on the radio in his truck and right after I got in, I heard her say that the police were still investigating the shooting in Saint Joe, and I asked Mel what that was. He said that yesterday a man had somehow gotten a gun in the courthouse and killed a couple of people. He told me that the police were assuring people it wasn't a terrorist attack and they didn't think it was related to Dallas.
I didn't know what Dallas was and I was kind of afraid to ask. I thought I'd ask Miss Cherilyn later, if she didn't bring it up first. The way he said it, it sounded like it was recent.
Mel parked his truck and turned on his blinking lights and I got out and flew a little ways away so that we could test our radios, and then when we were both satisfied that they were working, I called the airplane directors and told them that I was about to go up stormwatching.
They gave me permission to fly, so I started circling up, using the thermals off the parking lots to help me, right until I was up at the base of the clouds, then I looked around to see what was coming.
There was a whole big line of thunderclouds stretched out in front of me, and they were moving pretty fast. I could see that down on the ground there wasn't much wind at all—the flag over the gas station was almost completely limp—and even where I was, there wasn't a whole lot, but I knew that was going to change real soon.
It took another quarter of an hour for the storm to reach me, and this time I was ready for it. I'd been flying lazy loops and when I felt the wind start to pick up I put my nose into it and got up some speed right as the storm front hit.
At first, it wasn't all that bad. There was some lightning and rain but it wasn't all that serious, and then it was like the clouds just exploded around me, and there was lightning everywhere and the rain was coming down like a waterfall.
I gave Mel a quick update when it died down a little, and then it got really intense again and I could tell that this cloud was intent on dumping out all of its water as fast as it could.
Luckily the intense part of it didn't last all that long, and then I could see the ground again (and I could see that I'd drifted about a kilometer with the storm).
I told Mel I was okay and flew back to my original position.
The thunderstorm lasted for about an hour, and clear skies trailed behind it. So I told him that there weren't any more storms coming, and I circled back down and I had a couple of big sparks off my tail when I landed—I should have kept my tail up 'cause it doesn't feel as sharp when it comes off my hooves.
He had the heater in the truck at its highest setting and three of the vents aimed at my seat, along with a towel for me, which was really nice. His window was open, 'cause it was actually pretty nice out, and I think he'd have been too hot if it had been rolled up.
When I'd gotten settled, he pointed to the rainbows the storm had left behind. They weren't as bright as the ones we had in Equestria, but they were a lot bigger. And when I squinted I thought I could see another one above it that the colors were backwards on and so I pointed it out to him and he said that it was a second rainbow and that they were kind of rare.
Once I'd relaxed a bit and gotten sort of dry, he drove me back home and on the way he said he'd been thinking of tornadoes and that there hadn't been any yet, but if there were did I think I was safe up in the air or not. I said that I'd flown around waterspouts before and as long as you didn't get too close to the funnel it was safe, and you had to be careful because sometimes they moved really quick.
So he said that there was always a chance that there would be tornadoes, although so far the weather hadn't been right for them, and he said that if he got a warning while I was up in the air he'd try to radio me, and if I didn't acknowledge him he'd start flashing the headlights on his truck. And he showed me how I could just click my transmit button, and we set up a signal like that in case I couldn't talk, or if it was so busy up in the sky that he didn't understand me when I did.
He also said that there were sirens on the ground that would go off if a tornado was near, and he said I'd know when I heard them because they were loud enough to wake the dead.
Mel let me out in front of my apartment, and I flew back up, scaring off some of the birds who had come back out now that the storm was over and I folded down the futon and stretched out on it to preen my wings, 'cause this time I wasn't going to go to sleep with un-preened wings. And when I had that done I had a little snack, and I thought about maybe looking at my Facebook or reading some more Psalms, but then I decided that I'd rather just go to sleep.
We now observe a fine specimen of the wandering parenthesis. These rare, shy creatures can sometimes be found in various literary works, usually searching for a mate.
EDIT:You are now reading this comment in the voice of Morgan Freeman. You're welcome.
Here in Phoenix, to get a LIBRARY CARD you have to fill out an application (thus demonstrating that you can use it properly) and undergo a background check (to see that you live in the city and don't owe them money)
I concede that it's possible that I misunderstand the law, but AFAIK you need a background check to buy from a dealer but NOT from a private individual.
I believe it ougot to be harder to get a lethal weapon than a library card. This makes me a mush minded Liberal.
This is why, on average, over 100 people get fatally shot every day in the USA. IDK if they still do, but they used to train combat medics by having them serve In big city hospital emergency rooms on weekends.
On the plus side, if the British invade again, we're ready for them.
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So apparently most (but not all) people float. I've never specifically tried, but I'm pretty sure I sink.
Yay, science.
Kalamazoo doesnt have the scrimshaw, woodwork, blacksmith, bodger, wirebender, comedy fridge magnets, howling moon, or pampered pet clothing stalls?
Now Im getting worried about the difference in EMP rating between Silver and the gear she is carrying. I think its possible to build a radio capable of withstanding a direct lightning strike, but getting it much below a kilo is the big problem. You need a Lot of conductor forming the Faraday Case to carry the current without heating to the point where it melts, never mindigniting the carrier.
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See? It was a gift. Told you so.
You keep telling yourself that, Meghan.
Aww, she's picked up an entourage. This is how cults get started.
Pity she's not using the gopro on the storms anymore, that'd make for some awesome footage. Also, what ever happened to her cloud tether project?
She is awfully optimist about the farmer leaving crop for her.
In Equestria it makes sense, pegasuses are common, have been there forever and do the weather in exchange for that food.
On earth, the farmer don't know there is a pegasus, she don't mae the weather for them and before her there wasn't any bird pony.
They have no reason to let some crop for her.
Of course if she talked to the rigth person, she could've get something, some people are nice.
With this and the market, I was wondering, does Michigan's farmer have kiosk on their farm too? ere in quebec it is common sigth to see a small kiosk on the side of the road selling fresh product from a farmer. Mostly those growing fruits and vegetable, but also a few mapple syrup producer, some and a few other odd stuff here and there.
There's a clip from Voltron about sporks that's perfect for this, but damned if I can find it right now.
The machines for wrapping them up in plastic are pretty cool to see in operation as well. If she's flying back over the field in a few days, she might get to see that too.
7560982 small l town farmers markets in agricultural areas tend not to have that stuff.
I'm not sure how bad aerial lightning strikes are. Nothing is grounded and it sounds like Silver accumulated a bit of a charge.
That Gusty's such a tease.
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If ever Silver encounters tornado weather, I truly hope she takes the utmost care when being near them as they can carry debris in their high wind. Silver mentioned she has flown near waterspouts. Waterspouts don't usually carry debris around until they hit land. Tornadoes are not to be trifled with.
I hope she didn't mess up any of her equipment when she earthed.
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Ariel strikes occur more often and carry similar power as ground strikes as its charge dissipation either way. I just had to shut everything down for a couple hours as the decaying core of Gaston went over, checking radar history after gave a line of multiple cells merging together over 50 miles long and according to that radar, and the pointer where I live, I didnt even see teh centre of it.
I gave up trying to take photos, I left the camera running in video mode instead. Im pretty sure I got over 15 minutes, the card capacity left but pretty sure longer. A couple of the strikes on the other side of the house where the wind was blowing the rain onto it were so powerful, the screen on the camera image bent to the right.
shut everything down, pull the network lead from the phone socket and pray the EMP doesnt cause ground loops greater than the ground connection can handle. If the stuff is unplugged from the mains then the pwoer circulates in the ground loop and the millisecond drive pulse is bad enough, its the collapse after thats the problem.
Still had a minor smell of burning circuit board when powering back up after. So far everything seems to be still working.
So if I have 850 hours on one pokemon game, 750 hours on anothe, 450 on another an average 150 on each I like, that makes me a beginner?
7562168 but human craft are made of conductors. Pegasi presumably have some form of lightning protection from their magic (i took the scene with SIlver sparking to mean that she had charged her body to prevent lightning strikes) and if her equipment has plastic and rubber housing, it isn't likely to get hit either. So I don't think she would be very likely to get hit by lightning so it isn't a problem.
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I think you mean ~10 fatal shooting per day, not 100.
And I assure you if we ever did invade (if you elected Trump and the whole Revocation of Independence thing came up again) that our tank crews, helicopter pilots, and fighter bombers would treat you and your 9mm with all the due respect and caution that such a threat represents.
We're both wrong. According to Wikipedia (that invaluable compendium of meaningless trivia and drivel) the USA average was about 27 a day for 2015.
I was confusing gun shots with gun fatalities. The USA has over 10x the rate of most developed countries. One of the few categories where we're still #1!
7560309 We have pools. But they are public and crowded with kids.
Reminds me of one time my sibling and I were feeding some ducks. We ran out of bread so we turned to leave and one of the ducks started following us. The rest of the ducks started following that one, so we walked faster. The ducks answered by waddling faster, so we ended up running away from a swarm of ducks.
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Correction made; thank you! Also:
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I've never tried to buy a gun, but I did have to show ID to get a library card.
Laws on purchasing a gun vary from state to state.
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I thought that practically everyone floated, assuming that they weren't wearing anything that might drag them down).
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Not at the farmer's market. There are flea markets that do.
Aircraft radios on commercial aircraft can withstand a hit (to the aircraft [assuming it's not positive lightning, in which case all bets are off]), but the portables Silver Glow's got can't. If she gets hit, it's goodbye radios, and I wouldn't want to touch her before she landed, either.
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Meghan got a dreamcatcher, Silver Glow got a bra.
And pretty soon we have The Birds.
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She should just get her own GoPro.
As for the cloud tether project, they hadn't finished making the rope when school let out. The makers have it done by now, but SIlver Glow doesn't know that they do.
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Yeah, it's never mentioned in canon (as far as I know), but it seems to me that most farmers would leave a small portion of their crop for the pegasi.
Interestingly, I seem to remember that the Bible says that you're supposed to leave a portion of your harvest for the needy, although I think that's in the New Testament, so Silver Glow wouldn't have come across it yet.
Some places do, but they're not that common a sight outside of touristy areas. I've seen them up north, selling blackberries and the like, and there actually was one in the town where I live for a while. There were a couple of U-pick blueberry farms not far from Kalamazoo which sometimes had roadside stands selling other produce; I don't know if they're still around.
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That rarely gets done around here, and I don't know why. Most of the time I see them sitting out in the field for a few days, then they get carried off and put into a barn (I presume).
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Depends on what you get hit with. Commercial jets are hit every now and then, and they do have a means of dissapating the energy without the aircraft crashing. However, one helicopter is known to have crashed after a lightning strike, and I think there's one commercial flight which is believed to have been brought down by positive lightning.
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Out of curiousity, how high do they carry those debris? I know down at ground level, they're flinging stuff out every which way, but if she were up at a thousand feet, would there be anything more substantial than dirt in it? How far up the vortex can things go?
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With the plastic cases on her radios, I'd think as long as the antennas weren't touching her body, the radios would be okay . . . probably.
I wonder how much of a hit a handheld radio can take?
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My buddy had a computer explode for unknown reasons. The chips on the video card were melted, it left a scorch mark on the wall, and nothing that was attached to that computer ever worked again. We don't know what failed on it; there weren't any storms or any kind of power fluctuations at the time. My best guess would be that one of the capacitors for the CRT blew and the electricity went the wrong way, but who knows? It's one of the few times I've ever seen chips that literally melted.
From working factory jobs, I'd say that 40-80 hours makes you experienced, and a few hundred makes you well-experienced. "Expert" probably varies by individual, but once you put a few thousand hours into a task, you're getting up into the expert category, IMHO.
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My own headcanon is that they build up a charge similar to what's in the air, which gives them reasonable protection (that might be total electrical theory BS, but I'm going with it). We've seen in canon them, and other ponies, get hit by lightning, and it doesn't seem to hurt them too badly.
That having been said, if she gets a direct hit from negative lightning, she's going to be stunned, at the very least, and her radios will be cooked. If she takes a direct hit from positive lightning, it could kill her.
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That's one thing I've never understood about the people who claim to have their guns to protect them from the government suddenly going tyranical. That might have worked back in colonial times, but I can't see how even an AR-15 is going to be much of a deterrent to a tryanical government who has drones, among other weapons of warfare. A few chapters back, someone posted a video of an A-10 making things disappear with its nose gun. . . .
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One of my sisters-in-law is in med school in Canada, and she's planning on doing an internship in either Baltimore or Miami so that she can get practice with gunshot wounds. I think that says all that really needs to be said.
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So you have the option, at least. Aside from those pesky kids.
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That's awesome!
My grandpa used to feed ducks, and after a while they got used to it, so he'd go out in the backyard and all these ducks would start landing, waiting for their food. I don't recall any of them chasing after him for more, though.
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Ah, I just assumed, since it's what I generally see done with round bales.
The way it's treated depends on what you're doing with it. If they leave them out in the fields to dry out slightly, then wrap them in plastic, it's for silage. If they leave them until they dry out further and take them as they are, it's probably for hay instead.
Around here they seem to use square bales if they're making hay and round bales are intended for silage, so I guess I assumed that was more universal than it was.
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Actually, David Attenborough for me.
I was at the local farmers market to day and ran in to a close fried and rather enjoyed my self.
pretty sure I am going to a horse auction next week to check the prices.
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Cus when the founders were talking tyrannical government, they were referencing down-to-the-roots style of government corruption-culture like you read about in China and Saudi Arabia and many medieval kingdoms...
Where the lowliest officials devolved into petty tyrants who victimized anyone to satisfy their emotional or carnal desires...
Meaning the only way to prevent tyrannical behavior from the upper echelons of government from deluding functionaries into thinking they inherit the same degree of absolute power over all their neighbors...
Is to set up a society where cowardice (fear of being shot by their next victim, because you cant run from bullets) is the better virtue of public-servanthood...
This was doubly necessary in the assured chaos that the founders knew from history would follow after the honeymoon period of any successful armed revolution...
Also the best way to insure a representative government formed was to insure that any real act of tyranny by an uppity local aristocrat or power-crazed federal politico would be tempered by the soldier's own human cowardice in the face of possibly being shot...
Ask if you have questions on the concepts here, or if there is a use case you want to discuss...
I call 'em "tractor turds"!
(I don't, please hold fast your firing hand.)
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Well, the bailer does poop out bales, so it's reasonable. Still tasty (for a pony).