Princess Twilight sets up a war game for the Royal Canterlot and Crystal Empire guards. By kidnapping Luna and Cadance.

The guards thought she knew the rules. They thought she knew the guard manual backwards and forwards.

Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom re-write the manual... and conquer Equestria.

Edited by Noble Thought.

Cover art: Princess Predicament by radiantrealm

One hundred percent approved by Twilight's Library (also approved by Discord).

Rainbow Blitz lives a normal, egotistical, musical life. That is, of course, except for his love of Lightning Dust. When Blitz starts acting weird, a pony confronts him, asking him what's up. Who is that pony? Lightning Dust.

An experimental one-shot to see if ponies will tolerate my stories and such.

The Flim Flam Brothers don't have a particularly upstanding reputation for their product. They're creative, sure, but quality just isn't on their priority list.

When the two of them decide to try their luck in a city known for parties, gambling, and most importantly, booze, the Flim Flam Brothers will quickly learn a valuable life lesson.

The citizens of Las Pegasus are not to be trifled with, especially not on a bad day.

Shortly after the victory in the Everfree Forest by Twilight Sparkle and her new friends, Princess Luna arrives in Canterlot a sad, broken shell of her former self. In the depths of her grief, the princess of the moon receives an unexpected comfort in "one good stallion" - a young member of the Royal Guard seeking nothing more than to help where most are shying away from that duty. This meeting sets the futures of both involved in ways neither of them could have foreseen at the time - but who is the "one good stallion"? You'll have to read on to find out!

Warning: Comments may contain spoilers! One tag has also been left off to prevent spoilers as well. Cover image taken from One Good Stallion

The Canterlot Chronicles: Season 1
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Soldier is found once again by Merasmus, and the magician isn't happy with his defeat back in 2012
so now hes returned. but since soldier can't be killed without him coming back stronger, Merasmus finds a world that would destroy Soldier in the most horrific way possible. (let me say this right now, there will be no shipping or real clop, this is mainly a comedy as soldier uses all the mann.co tech he has to survive the heat and get back home)(again this is an idea that just wouldn't leave me alone)(teen for strong language and very suggestive jokes)WARNING many joke made towards canada that are just jokes, if you can't take a joke don't read. WARNING#2 spoiler for comic "ring of fired" so if you havent read that, don't read this. unless you don't care.

Edit: 03/26/14, to celebrate the 500th veiw i will call a "Massive Edit" i will put this fic through google docs and edit the spelling then profusely edit any grammer i catch and other things that just don't make sense, i'll also throw a new joke in here and there but not much, i'll just edit the more crappy parts of the fic. Thank you all for your wonderful support! -HWB

Before Discord's reformation, he had unleashed a great evil upon Equestria. But when this power decided to exile him from Canterlot, he found himself in the middle of his own personal sandbox. So what else is a hungry spirit of chaos supposed to do?

It's that time of year again at Ponyville Elementary, with Family Appreciation Day. Little Apple Bloom is feeling left in the dust yet again, as all of her immediate family members are too busy to come in to speak. The little filly is left with only one other option:
Her "honorary" family member...
If only he had actually taken a bath for once...

Rated T for Trevor, so expect colorful language and some bloody good violence. Don't worry, no ponies were harmed in the making of this story.
However, many changlings were.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro.
Grand Theft Auto V belongs to Rockstar.

Edit at 12:05AM on 7/12/2014: Holy Featured Box!
Words cannot describe how much this means to me. Thank you all so much!

Edit at 12:40PM on 7/12/2014: Now with a Youtube reading by the amazing Soupr5! Check it out!

Celestia receives a letter. laughter ensues.

Luna has been depressed for a long time. And one day,she cant take it anymore. She is ready to end her life. But what happens when Celestia walks in.

One shot!

Name's Ole Neccy. I'm a Necron Immortal who is forced to wake up every thousand years or so to make sure the Tomb Spyders didn't miss anything important. I don't know why I have to do it, but I have to. And when I awoke, I was in a peculiar place.

Don't like Warhammer 40,000? No problem! Just don't read it. Be better than those who dislike things just because they don't like something about it.