What if the chosen Pinkie Pie in the newest MLP episode was the WRONG one?

This story answers your question, children.

This takes place in an alternate universe where the chosen Pinkie Pie to stay is actually Pinkamena Diane Pie. (To me, I would consider this maybe a Cupcakes beforemath.)

I guess you can kind of assume the real Pinkie goes a bit coo-coo and so forth. I'm really not sure where this fanfic will go since I'm kind of just coming up with ideas off the top of my head. Anyways, enjoy.

(Rated Teen for insanity and detailed choking scenes between two characters. )

Here I am, on the front lines of sheer madness. I know I won't make it. My wife knew. But my foal will never know. Never know who I was. So I write this letter to her, in hopes that she'll realize why I did it. Why I'm going to put my and hundreds of other ponies' lives on the line to stop them. I'm sorry, sweetie. But now it's worth it. I can see her, and that's enough.

Art is clearly not mine.

When Rainbow Dash is accused of having cheated her way into her position in the Wonderbolts, her life is shattered. Rejected and ashamed, she returns home to her friends, where Pinkie Pie is left to pick up the pieces.

Following "Too Many Pinkie Pies", what if Twilight made a mistake and chose the wrong Pinkie? Or did she?
Maybe she simply didn't have any choice. And what was that strange book?

[Wrote this before DS3, ending is probably not canon, but I had to modify the canon to integrate ponies into the storyline]
It is 2508. The USM Valor is armed and authorized to "rescue" USG Ishimura from the grasp of the Marker. Numerous cases of dementia start to appear in the crew members of the Valor along the journey to the Aegis system, especially in the Marine veterans onboard who have survived the horrors of the Resource Wars and colonial insurrections.

Meanwhile, across the universe, the Royal Sisters of Equestria funded a project to seek other sentient beings in the universe that have been directed along a path of havoc and destruction by Discord. Pinkie Pie, one of the "early-detection" staff, is accidentally transported onto the USM Valor around the time the destroyer's crew begins to experience its final moments, as they find something extremely foreign in one of Ishimura's escape pods....

One of the military personnel that had been deemed a Section 8 onboard the Valor soon narrowly escapes his demise, and, skating on the thin ice of his already broken sanity, meets the aformentioned pink pony in the blood-drenched decks of the crippled Valor.

To join is to survive, and in pieces we scatter.

BTW, it's a non-Isaac Clarke perspective

Rainbow Dash is the bravest, most fearless pony in all of Equestria. But when she is visited by nightmares for the first time in many years, can Dash swallow her pride and seek comfort from a small pink pony and some delicious hot beverages? And is this the ideal opportunity to reveal feelings she has kept repressed for so long?

Cover art provided by: http://fbslyunfbs.deviantart.com

Rainbow Dash is having a hard time and Pinkie Pie decides it's time to confess something she's wanted to for a long time.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have been friends for a long time now. There's always been a special connection between the pair, something only the two of them can understand - though they have trouble ever expressing that to each other. One night after a prank went wrong the previous day, Rainbow Dash finds herself needing to confess how guilty she feels to Pinkie for not taking the blame - though, she quickly finds herself confessing a whole lot more as the pair grow more and more intimate throughout the night.

A short fic that's supposed to be cute. You might find it cute. You might not. How mysterious. *wiggles hooves in a mystifying fashion*

**images of ponies grinning stupidly at each other not included

Pinkie finds a wandering pony and wants to help him. He is very sick and in need of help. Pinkie begins to like the pony but he only gets worse and worse in condition. Will he ever get better? Will Pinkie help him live? Or will he just simply pass on.

A story written with the help of FlanChan, a good friend!

Pinkie Pie is friends with everpony in Ponyville, but what if just one day Pinkie did something so destructive, so horrifying, and so scarring her friends turn on her

She then discovers a lost "friend" that has been living right under her nose to set her straight, but is it so smart for Pinkie to go without friends for awhile?

Will things work out in the end for Pinkie or will her friendship(or mind) crumble around her?