The universe holds many secrets and it's up to philosophers such as Gummy to unravel them.

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Written for the Ignore It and It Will Go Away WriteOff Contest.

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When Cheerilee asks to talk with Big Mac after her classes are over, the stallion's nerves skyrocket as his assumptions seem to be correct.

Little does he know that it won't end like he thinks.

Granny Smith can be summed up in several ways: wise matriarch of the Apple Family, experienced farmer and mother, and that old coot who shouldn't be left in the sun for too long.

Unfortunately for the fearsome Storm King, he's about to find out what happens when she is left in the sun for far, far too long.

When their grocery shopping takes a wrong turn, Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon find themselves in a world of slightly damaged valuables, well loved relics, and haggle-happy vendors.

But are they finding trash or treasure? If only they could agree...

Random romance shorts I wrote over the years, mostly for fun or venting.

It's not exactly Goethe, but maybe there is some weird person out there who always thought "I want to read a Fluttershy/Cadance drabble!" (I am sorry for your suffering), so I am posting these for that person.

All these are lesbian pairings, so please do keep this in mind.
Sex tag for innuendo. I regret nothing.

Autumn Breeze has a pretty good life for a drifter. She still keeps in contact with her parents, along with the many friends that she has made throughout her travels. Sure she only stays in any one town for a couple of years at a time, but that's okay. After all, she loves to meet new ponies. She'd like to settle down, though, if only ponies wouldn't keep discovering her secret.

Even in Ponyville, it won't be long before somepony suspects her story about her unusual appearance. Not long before somepony notices that she secludes herself in her room once a month. Not long before somepony opens her bedroom door on the night of a full moon to see a feral fox thrashing around, trying to get out of it's bonds.

Well, maybe things will be different this time. Maybe nopony will discover that she's an equi-fox. Maybe when they find out they won't care.

And maybe pigs will sprout wings and start giving flying lessons to young pegasi.

At Bronycon 2018, Quills & Sofas held about half a dozen manual typewriters. Again. I wrote some more silly stories on them, each one inspired by a panel I attended.

Discord is invited to an impromptu party at Fluttershy's, and he can't wait! The only problem is the guests aren't really there to celebrate, and instead have a few words to say to our former vice principal. Takes place after 'A Matter Of Principals'

I wonder what that might be...

Seven ponies have been transported from ancient times to the modern era. In their own time, they were heroes, and to this day they are (mostly) remembered fondly. However, the time between their departure and return has left society completely different.

Princess Luna, remembering her own period of adjustment, wisely decides that the Pillars of Equestria need personal guides to this new era.

She, not so wisely, selects them herself without consulting anyone and assigns them to their select heroes.

This... may not end well.

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