Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
To Guidance Counsellor Starlight,
Seriously? The one time that ponies are lining up to come to you for advice and you decide to avoid your duties and run off with your marefriend?! Hope you have a horrible time, then!
Signed,
Headmistress Twilight
Dear Headmistress Twilight,
Oh, I doubt it will be the only time, trust me.
Sincerely,
Counselor Starlight
Dear Maud,
Could you fill in as guidance counselor while I help out Trixie with her show?
Your friend,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear Starlight,
Sorry, I have a date with Mudbriar, but Boulder could help. He knows how to smooth out the sedimental types.
-Maud
Dearest Trixie and Starlight,
What I meant when I said you two should prove your friendship, I wanted you two to actually be fucking.
I do enjoy watching a good show.
Your always entertained spectator,
Hoo'Far
Dear Trixie and Starlight,
That was the shittiest friendship chant ever. Maybe Cadance and I should show you how it's done.
Don't worry. We'll be gentle.
Signed,
Headmare Twilight
Dear Sloppy Seconds Starlight,
You were already on a camping trip gone wrong, that has been done episodes ago. Why did you have to do road trip gone wrong, too?
Sincerely,
Pinkie "Apple" Pie
Dear Pinkie,
Are you afraid that I had a better road trip with a song than you did with the Apples?
It's okay, you can tell me. That's what a counselor is for.
Sincerely,
Starlight Glimmer
Page generated in 0.045 seconds
Total duration
949 users online
318,386 hits today, 2,728,293 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Everyone knows the best chant is the fusion chant.
OH MY GOD, that is so many comics in the author's note lol.
9673749
The Comics Have been Doubled!
Day Two of the Strixie Road Trip. They still don't suspect a thing. You'd think that Trixie'd rumble that she didn't have that many crossbeams in the roof of her wagon, but there you have it. These two are giving off so much lust and love that I'll be fed for weeks! **happy bug noises** I love UST...
Dear Pastel Horses,
We'd complain about you stealing our song, but between you, the dog, and the infant, it's just nice to know we'll be remembered for a few more generations.
Yours,
Bob Hope and Bing Crosby
There is an extra "L" here.
To Starlight,
Your marefriend exhibits all the classic signs of a hoarder. If she starts collecting cats, her character will overlap with Goldie Delicious'. And no one wants two Goldie Delicious'. Please help your friend. It is basically your job. You are a counselor.
Signed Mistress Headmistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and insert weird or silly second occupation here,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
Perhaps Starlight took this to heart, considering recent (re: Season 9, Episode 11) events.