If you were thrown into a world of technicolor ponies, what would you do? For the lone human Anonymous, he'll discover the insane and wacky world of Equestria after being whisked away from Earth via portal. With a few interesting side effects, Anon will go on a quest to remember his past while also learning about friendship...and all that fruity stuff.

"Mysterious alien-like being to ponykind equals riveting tale."
~The Gracious Articuno

"Watch how he dominates animals with this one weird trick!"
~Milos

"Kind of slice of life. I can just keep reading."

~spiketen

And before you BLINDLY hit the 👎, read THIS please.

Scootaloo, feeling rather low after yet another run-in with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon and after being spilt apart from her two best friends, meets a lonely stranger. He has a story to tell. One of a hero, one of the freezing north, and one of a town who had lost almost all hope. He tells of a dog who embodied three words.

Endurance, Fidelity, and Intelligence

Maybe, just maybe, Scootaloo will take those words to heart and learn from them. And maybe... Just maybe she'll forgive herself as well, and take the time out to truly apologize to someone she should have.

Proofread by Ponyjosiah13. Give him a shout! (Featured on 7/2/2017)

Sherlock Hooves and her trusty partner Professor Turner have the biggest case in Equestria that will take the entire year just to get half way but they need it done in a week before The Celestial Lining Celebration.

Flancy Mernin didn't really think that tampering with those artifacts(at least not too much) was a good idea. Maybe drawing on them is what set them off? Or was it using them as gallbladder content jugs? Or maybe trying to fuse them together for fun?
But whichever one of those it was, it still made the artifacts go totally batshit crazy enough to unleash whatever magical powers they had on the eight of them,sending them straight(Yet kinda wiggly, too?) to the place where brightly colored hoofbeasts were one of many top civilizations. Reaper, of course, in his snooty, navy blue blood way, didn't like this idea. The others seemed a bit bothered by it, too, though not as much. Besides, think of all the havoc...er, fun that could happen!

I do not own MLP: FIM or its characters, nor do I own Homestuck.
As of currently, I do not yet have an editor, and anyone who would like to take on that role can!
Critique is appreciated, and I hope you enjoy!
WARNING
I am more than likely the worst procrastinator this dimension has ever seen; therefore, this is the reason that I ask you, no, BEG YOU, to yell at me for taking too long to update or some such.
ANOTHER WARNING
I am not likely to ever get back to this as I, whilst spending time pretty much ignoring this story, have found several flaws in the characters and plotline. This means that the story, if I ever get back to it, will have some serious reworking and rewriting.

I'm a simple creator from Canterlot who moved away because the town was a unicorn population, me being a Pegasus I didn't fit in. I would have moved to a city like Cloudsdale but even though I'm a Pegasus I can't fly. My speciel talent is Art.

Chaotic Note, a traveling pony, needs a heart transplant fast, and he gets stuck in the worst scenario ever. Getting operated by the drunkest mare in Ponyville, Berry Punch. Oh, and he's awake while this operation goes underway. This will probably not end well. Oh, and a certain Doctor is at the intoxicated mare's mercy as well.

Author's Notes
~ Inspiration.
~ Idea started in 1/29/2013
~ Is C.N. an OC or a self-insert? ... What? I'm not going to give you the answer.
~ Um... this won't end well.

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Cover Art(s)
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1st One: MLP FIM - Berry punch by Joakaha

A mysterious force of magic has blanketed itself over the land of Equestria. The peaceful day is suddenly plunged into a state of disarray. With something strange going on in the Crystal Empire; Princess Twilight Sparkle, her friend Starlight Glimmer, and number one faithful assistant Spike prepare themselves for the horror they are about to face as they push the boundaries of magic and comradeship.

The friends are forced to investigate the dangers and form a plan to tackle the great enemy while looking after their daily duties. With help from many of the friends Twilight made throughout her life as a student of magic and Princess of Friendship; this is a tale of strength and hope against one of the darkest adversaries Equestria has ever faced.

Author note 1: This is a story written using UK English dictionary.

Author note 2: I started writing this tale Post-season 8 Ep.13 and is adapted to the cannon of Season 8 Ep. 26.
As I'm sure will become obvious to you, I cannot adapt most of this tale to a state post-season 9. I will do my best to match it though, I have a few ideas. So for the moment please, sit back and take yourself back to a pre-season 9 Equestria.

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash go on a no rules race for the last slice of pizza, going from Ponyville to Canterlot and back. (This is my first piece of MLP fan fiction and was written for Chaotic's Pre-Summer Writing Contest: The Preliminaries.)

Sandbar tells his friends how he got his cutie mark.

Dinky has always known her mother was a little different from a lot of ponies she met. Her eyes went in different directions, but this never bothered the filly until class bully Diamond Tiara began to mock her mother, setting Dinky into a rage. Because of a misunderstanding both mother and daughter believe the other doesn't like them anymore, and they try to make amends towards each other. In doing so Derpy reveals her regrets from the past where a cruel stallion broke her heart and left her alone and pregnant.

Will Derpy be able to overcome the past to find happiness in the present?

Coverart taken from a comic by doubleWbrothers. http://doublewbrothers.deviantart.com/art/Normal-371395121