Simmons was sitting at the table having his breakfast when the doorbell rang. He put the food back on his plate and hopped off of the chair. However, Rarity had run down the stairs and opened the door by the time Simmons had even managed to enter the front room. There was a tall, white unicorn with dark red hair smiling at the pair, with a bag hanging off of his back. His cutie mark was a film reel. Rarity couldn’t help but feel as if she had seen him before.
"Hello, you must be Rarity." The unicorn said with a smile. He dropped the bag he was carrying next to the door and extended his hoof. "It is a pleasure to meet you."
"The pleasure is all mine." Rarity said, shaking the unicorns hoof. "You must be Fancypants' friend, mr..."
"Westhoof. Flint Westhoof." Flint said.
"The Flint Westhoof?" Rarity gawked.
"At your service." Flint said, bowing slightly. He then looked at Simmons, noting his blank flank with curiosity.
"Who is Flint Westhoof?" Simmons asked.
"I am one of Equestria’s most famous actors. You must have seen one of my many works." Flint said with a smile. "Surely either 'A Fistful of Bits' or 'For A Few Bits More' rings a bell. How about 'A Perfect Equestria'? No? 'The Unicorn, The Pegasus and The Pony'?"
Simmons shook his head at each of the titles, not even sure if they were plays or movies or the like.
"Odd. Maybe I'll have to invite you along next time I have a performance." Flint said. "I am told they are excellent."
"Sounds... good." Simmons said, not sure what to say to him.
"I should hope so." Flint said with a smile. "Enough about me, let's say we get started on the suit then, hm?"
"Yes, right away sir." Rarity said. "Follow me and we shall get started."
Simmons and Flint nodded and went up the stairs with Rarity in to her studio. Flint saw the small platform and stepped on it without being told.
"How long is this expected to take?" Flint asked. "I am in no hurry to leave though, don't take this as a sign of impatience but as a sign of curiosity."
"Usually it would take an hour or two, but because of your build I would say... at least four." Rarity said.
"I didn't expect to be standing for that long." Flint chuckled. "I can't be held accountable for if I fall from exhaustion."
"Just tell Simmons when you start to feel weary." Rarity said while gathering cloths. "He is adept at magic, and I have taught him a spell to hold ponies in place."
"Ah, I was told that you were a solo artist. I did not expect an assistant." Flint said.
"What else would I be?" Simmons asked.
"I was under the assumption that you two were special someponies." Flint suggested.
Rarity and Simmons looked at each other and smiled.
"No, we're just friends." Simmons said. "We don't have that much in common."
"That's a shame, you two would make a cute couple." Flint said. "Let us begin."
Rarity nodded and started to take Flint’s measurements, then immediately set off to work. She had worked for two hours when Flint coughed.
"Now?" Simmons asked.
Flint nodded and Simmons started the spell. Around the third hour mark, Simmons started to strain from the over use of magic, but he kept pushing.
"I hope you don't hurt yourself on my account." Flint said. Flint then focused on Simmons and broke the spell. Before Simmons said anything Flint spoke once again. "I appreciate the rest, uh... what was your name? I don't think I caught it."
"Simmons."
"Well I thank you Simmons, but I think I can stand the rest of the way." Flint said with a smile.
Simmons nodded gratefully and rubbed his temples lightly. After another hour, Rarity finished up one last stitch and slowly backed away.
"Are we finished already?" Flint asked.
"Almost, it just needs a finishing touch..." Rarity said, walking around Flint, looking for any discrepancies.
Simmons looked at the silver tuxedo that covered Flints entire torso.
"I think I have an idea." Simmons muttered.
"What is it?" Rarity asked.
"Hang on a second..." Simmons said.
Simmons grabbed a needle and some black thread and walked up to Flint. He used magic to lift the needle and he started to stitch a small symbol on the side of the suit. He backed away and looked it over.
"What did you do?" Rarity asked bluntly.
"I have no idea." Simmons said.
"What? What is it?" Flint asked.
Flint walked up to a mirror and looked at his side in the mirror. The symbol that Simmons had stitched on looked exactly like Flint’s cutie mark.
"Nopony puts a cutie mark on clothing." Rarity said. "It is redundant."
"Sorry, I was just trying to help." Simmons said diminutively.
"I for one like it. I believe that it makes this suit unique," Flint said, looking into the mirror. "Nice thinking Simmons."
"You... like it?" Simmons asked.
"Positively. In fact, I believe that you two may have just started a new fashion trend." Flint said. "Follow me."
Flint walked down the stairs and grabbed the bag he had brought, and reached into it and pulled out a couple pieces of paper. He then held them out to Simmons and Rarity who had followed him down.
"What is this?" Simmons asked.
"They are a pair of tickets." Flint said simply. "The Wonderbolts are having a show in two days and I would appreciate if you came with me as guests."
"That is very generous of you." Rarity said. "Are you sure you want to give these to us?"
"Of course. Consider them a bonus for your excellent work." Flint said, raising his brow at Simmons.
"What's wrong?" Rarity asked.
"For some reason I thought that Simmons over there was still a blank flank. I must have been mistaken." Flint said, leaving the boutique. "Have a fine day and thank you once again for the suit."
Rarity and Simmons then looked at his flank and saw the symbol. It was a tuxedo with a needle and black thread overlapping it.
Oooooooh. Simmons is a fancy fashion pony.
I demand that Flint Westhoof becomes a canon background pony
Simmon's the cutie mark of swag.
Nice chapter, now I wait for the next one.
Why is he called Westwood, Then Westhoof?
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He was originally westwood then I changed it to a more pony like name, I'll fix it thanks for catching that.
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Equestria.
379104 That made me chuckle, more than it should have
Names Flint Westhoof
I've covered wars ya'know!
I SAW IT
I SAW YOUR REFERENCE
I think
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His name was sort of a mix of Frank West and Clint Eastwood in pony form. Don't ask me how.
I Know Flint Westhoof is a reference to a real actor... I just can't figure it out... Oh great chapter btw man.
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Look at the comment above yours, silly.
Here are the movie counterparts:
'A Fistful of Bits' - A Fistful of Dollars
'For a Few Bits More' - For a Few Dollars More
'A Perfect Equestria' - A Perfect World
'The Unicorn, The Pegasus and The Pony' - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
That last one was a stretch but whatever
379259 A Clint Eastwood pony? I'm ok with this... and I completely approve too.
DAT MOVIE REFERENCES!?
Also Simmons with style? Seems like a polar opposite to his normal nerdy self...
Rarity is acting a bit unrealistic here. Simmons just potentially ruined a custom made piece for a very important customer. I would expect her to completely freak out when Simmons shows her what he's done and then act extremely relieved when Flint likes it.
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Yeah I know, I am already editing it.
She already was mad at him at the start. I just need to change that from "said" to "yelled".
Flint Westhoof was getting that suit tailored so he could go "meet" that group of punks that kept picking on that one colt and his family.
(You have amazing taste if you get the reference.)
Ehhhh... His cutie mark could use help IMO, but whatevs.
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She may have been intending to chew him out later in private so as to not make a scene in front of a customer.
532731 Ah yes, Gran Torino. A great movie, if I may.
Also, I am LOVING Flint Westhoof right now. Amazing what you did there. I mean, seriously, what a ...
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist that last bit there...
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Grif with swag is something we need to be careful about.
378999 There really isnt much to work with on account of simmon's personality being like a piece of cardboard.
sweet mother, simmons is a fashion pony!!!!
Clint Eastwood and Frank West, wow that's epic to a new level! Now if Mel Brooks is added in then I'm sold.
The only other things Simmons could be are either A) A tech-lord... but computers don't exist in Equestria or B) An adept magic-user but that honour is already Twilight's, so it would be rather unfair (and not unique--therefore it would go against the principle of a cutie-mark).
Therefore, a seamstress--err--seamster? Whatever, he can sew.
Clint Eastwood as a PONY!
379034/) for the quote!
379021/) for 'Flint Westhoof'! I freaking love his movies! The 'Bits' Trilogy are some of my favorite movies of ALL TIME! I named my cat Blondee after the Man's 'name' in the last one.
379034 Give Darkwing what he wants or the derpy comment gets removed >:|
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I was hoping that Simmons' cutiemark would be holding down Rarity. You missed a chance, man.
Did anyone else imagine Westhoof having a French accent?
No? well maybe after reading this you will
For some reason I made Flint Westhoof sound like the director in my head.
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It took me so long to figure out that you where refering to Clint Eastwood I fliped when i finaly figured it out.
1665177 lol i read the name and instantly started reading hislines in clint eastwood's voice
Please tell me you took Clint Eastwood and changed it, my brain keeps killing me over it
I just realized that caboose in the cover art, looks like bronydanceparty's oc.
Simmons... good at SEWING?!? Wtf? That was a bad idea. He shouldn't even have been paired up with Rarity in the first place; it should've been Twilight! Simmons is supposed to be the psuedo-smart guy of the group, so... sewing?!?
6590245 just let it go
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Fistful of dollars and the good the bad and the ugly. It absolutely was Clint Eastwood.