A unicorn and a draconequus. A fashionista and a chaos-causer. The Element of Generosity and the Lord of Chaos.

Now how the Tartarus do they end up together?

Not crack or comedy, but the tone will be pretty lighthearted, generally speaking. There may be a few darker moments.

Cover art: https://www.deviantart.com/void-sommar/art/RariCord-865196749 (found with the help of TheAncientPolitzanian)

Rated T for innuendo and jokes.

'My Daddy told me to write this story you know?...My Daddy's great.'

Many years after Discord was defeated we look back into what his life was like growing up through his own eyes, how he came to be such a monster, and how he saw the world right from the begining.

Other stories in the history archives:
The Legend of Alicorn
A Slice of ol' Waddle's Life
The Journals of Silas Sombra

A big thanks to Enderstorm for doing the new amazing artwork for Diddy. Cute isn't he?

Just to say that Diddy means small. It seemed to be a word some people didn't understand but that's what it means.
A big Thankyou to Tricondon who thus far has pre-read every one of the diary entries

I found her, she was hurt. She says she's not from here, I show her a map and she says she's no where here. I believe her, for starters, she's different. Not like that, in appearance, like for example; wings.

I don't know what to expect, but I think something's finally happening in this hellhole.

A/N: this isn't GildaxDash shipping, no fear, just read the. Fix :3

A/N: This story DOES NOT have Alicorn Twilight in it, I started this when she wasn't op as hell, and personally I think for stories like this, it's just too hard to write a story where your characters best bud is a f*cking princess, so yea. No Alicorn Twilight, I'm personally fine with the new Twilight, but in this story, we're pretending like that never happened lol

Twilight Sparkle has finally perfected a device allowing ponies to speak to each other over great distances. Unfortunately, the first call she receives is from Pinkie. Things go downhill from there.

For Discord, causing chaos is not a hobby or even his job. It is what he does. So when Tirek offered him an excuse to cut loose from harmony and friendship, only to be rebuffed, Discord went against his very nature. For a spirit like him, this is similar to willingly poisoning himself.

Okay just stop and think my daughter and I were, at home then there was an explosion.

I can hear my little girl crying, I swear if I find out who did this God won't be able to protect them.

Smoke everywhere before we pass out and succumb to death, there's a bright flash of light then complete darkness.

We wake up just outside of the town of Ponyville I am a little confused but not my daughter she couldn't be happier.

I get it we're in Equestria. (my daughter's favorite show I know this, I've watched it with her) But why is she a Unicorn and most importantly why the hell am I a damn Alicorn?

RULE 63 TO SOME CHARACTERS.

This guy is not a GARY STU because he needs to learn to fly and use magic.
PLUS HE'S A FATHER SO HE'S NOT PERFECT.

OKAY!!

And besides his daughter will be better at most magic than him.

The sex rating is more due to foul language from the father but there might be some sexual innuendos between characters. There will be some slight gore.

The night of the party was approaching and the royal sisters were talking. Luna had always wanted some pony to love, and she had always spoke to Celestia about it. What she did not know was her true love would appear to her that fateful night.

Sunny Starscout; with the help from her new friends Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, and Zip Storm; have done so much good in restoring Friendship and Magic to Equestria. However, one burning question has been on Sunny's mind: why was Friendship and Harmony replaced by paranoia and distrust in the first place? Why did the three pony races turn on each other after being united for so long before?

Well, after quite a bit of research and searching, Sunny was able to track down the one creature who knew the answer to that question. Even before entering his home, Sunny knew that it was going to be a tragic and heavy tale. . .

Takes place some time after the events of My Little Pony: A New Generation (2021).

Manny has never really had any friends beside his mother and father who loved him with their heart and soul but what happens when that is taken away from you. Manny is broken and believes it would be best to live the rest of life alone and in solitude but his curiosity will get the best of him because it leads him to an unknown cavern underneath his home where he gains amazing abilities and an unusual friend by mistake. With the monster who gave him these powers is still on the loose, Manny must learn the full extent of his powers in order to protect Equestria's citizens from the bad guys, find answers to his questions and see if society will accept him for who he is.

When a mysterious magical mist transports Equestria into the Human World at the beginning of the 20th Century, everything is turned upside down. Alliances shift, governments are toppled, new technological discoveries revolutionize daily life and the same mysterious force that brought Equestria to Earth is not done with it yet. On top of that can Equestria's ponies learn the long forgotten art of war? Can Equestria survive the most violent century in human history? Or will it be torn apart from both without and within? As the old Chinese curse goes. "We live in interesting times." (Currently cancelled. With no plans to restart it later.)