Shawn Spencer, psychic detective, is a thick-tufted boy genius who ice skates through life on polished blades of snarky eloquence. He has tested himself against some of the greatest criminal minds of his time and emerged victorious... though often through unbelievable luck and not a small amount of bumbling.

Now, he faces a challenge unlike any before. One that will test his mind, his sanity, and his adaptability as he is thrust into the midst of an unfamiliar world and the ponies who populate it.

The Mane 6 face their own challenge, as an old enemy, tempered in the crimes of a much harsher world than theirs, returns to Equestria. It is a challenge they are ill-prepared for and one that only their strange, new, alien friend can help them overcome.

My name is Celestia. This is a kind of log, an epistolary detailing various portions of my experiences throughout my long life, and several analytical reflections that come to mind at times. Most importantly, it is a collection of personal thoughts as I struggle through my eternal life's hardships.

Now that my purpose has been discovered, I have decided to share these entries with everypony here; perhaps my own shared introspection over my lifetime could provide an alternative way of thinking to some. If not, then I hope I did not bore you. I realize much of it is pointless rambling, but I have chosen several entries that I believe may be of interest.

Enjoy, if you like.

It's been a few weeks since Luna's returned from the moon, and all is not well. She's become more introverted than ever, rarely leaving her room and obsessing over work. Celestia hopes that studying Twilight Sparkle's Friendship Reports will at least help her get out of her shell, though an unusually talkative servant may just help in that regard...and is anypony else getting strange feelings from that statue out in the gardens?

As of May 4th, now featured on Equestria Daily. *Squee*

Apparently, I wasn't the first human to walk the face of Equestria. In fact, there were a million before me. But for a different purpose, they existed. And to resolve their problems and the past of their creator, I was brought into this world. There was no time for rejoicing or playing around. A duty had been bestowed upon me, just another Human in their eyes, to bear the power that was locked away inside every one of us. To find what was lost to Earth for so long.

But hey, it's Equestria. Things can only look up from here, right?

... right?

'No I do not love the groom,
in my heart there is no room.'

The words she spoke are true indeed, for inside there lies only room enough for her special steed.

Continues right after Chrysalis is expelled, Celestia, and a few of the Mane Six begin to find things that quickly generate a conspiracy altogether about HOW the Changeling Queen could have caught wind of the wedding, and how to infiltrate it without being discovered.

For a while, Celestia is given false prophets, and demands, such as her giving up the crown, and the throne. While she refuses, she also neglects to take the entire situation too seriously... as she believes Chrysalis was the biggest threat, and denies the possibility of something far greater looming over her head. Despite this she intends to go on with the daily life, and ultimately get to the medal Ceremony dedicated to Shining Armor for so many years of Captain's duty. The ceremony takes place only a few weeks after the wedding.

However it becomes apparent that that is not true. As the reader is completely aware of a Dark Entity who calls itself "The Dark Soveriegn" or "Dark Soveriegn" "Lord Sovereign", and so on. He is the true entity of evil. Instead of love, he feeds of negative emotion like hate, jealousy, and misery. However, he lacks Chaos, as Choas itself is a neutral foe... seeing as in the series, Chocolate Rain, and Cotton Candy clouds are not exactly true bouts of the darkest will.

Umek/Dark Sovereign turns out to have a very old room inside Canterlot Palace, which Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy discover, giving the reader time to assume he has lived in Canterlot before... many many years ago, as the place is entirely ruined. The reader learns that the day this occurs, the ceremony is only hours away.

While everyone is assumed to be present with Shining Armor(And Cadence as well) In Ceremony Plaza... Pinkie Pie is the only pony to be late... she is wandering about Canterlot with her own innocent mischief, and planned to be just on queue for when the activity started. She is cut short by a twitch in her cutie mark, something she has never felt before... she can only assume something terrible is about to happen, and rushes to the PAlace.

You learn this is correct, as at one of the less important entrences to Canterlot, is not as heavily guarded. an OC whom you meet earlier in the story, Solster Fire, distracts the guards away from the gate, and leads them off... to hit them with a sleeping bomb... knocking them unconcious, and allowing two other OCs Black Knight, an Scare Crow, two mercenary Zebra's one having an intense grudge on Shining Armor for a reason that is not admitted until early in part 2. They open the gates, and Black Knight dispatches rather easily, the last colt of the gate guards, implying he has a record for being incredibly efficient in combat. HE has a magical weapon that is not revealed until part 2

It is with the act of these three equines, that Dark Sovereign is able to waltz through Canterot like an average citizen despite being nearly as tall as Celestia... he stands out, yet he appears as an ancient, and weak old man... He is accumpanied by Twilight's rival... The Great and Powerful Trixie, who has alligned herself with Sovereign in order to show ALL of Equestria she is stronger than Twilight Sparkle... she is also earlier in the story.

When they enter Canterlot palace, the guards have already been quietly dispatched where need be... and Sovereign merely walks in... he ressurects the numerous statues in the grand hall... creating a small army of tough moving stone ponies. And finally interupts the Medal Ceremony even while Pinkie Pie tries o warn everyone of the impending doom.

The story cuts out at "Welcome Home", and immediately jumps to part 2

Chrysalis has a more major part in the second part, Part 2

When Rarity, Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle find out about a strange cemetery somewhere nearby Everfree Forest, things start to get strange for that place hides a dreadful truth that no pony should find out about. Inspired by Stephen King`s Pet Sematary.

When the only other alicorn in Equestria is its ruler, a lot of questions don't have answers. There will be times of trial and error, there will be times when nothing makes sense, and there will be times when it's lonely. Was the crown given to you or forced on your head? It's heavy either way.

Edited by GoldenVision and NightChronicle

NOTE: This story is currently on hiatus for complete revision.

Sky Shift has been friends with Spitfire, the Captain of the Wonderbolts, for the longest time now. And for all that time, he's always admired her from afar. They'd grown up together, gone to school together, and Shift was even there for the spunky daredevil's audition for the Wonderbolts. Things begin to change, however, when she begins to act differently around him...

Picture is "Spitfire", made by spittfireart on DeviantArt.

This is my first romance fiction, made with Spitfire because there isn't ever enough Spitfire. It's mostly a project I threw together in my spare time, but I will try to work on continuing it when I get the chance. I do have to admit that I kind of suck at creating romantic tension.

A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...