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"My lady once wrote in her very personal and very secret diary that I have problems appreciating personal space. I beg to differ on that sentiment." - A Butler commenting on Professional Discretion -

I'm a Butler. My friends, the imaginary ones at least, call me Butler. My job, looking after my lady, can be...challenging at times, but rewarding. Lately the job's become a little more difficult, especially after my lady's sister returned from the moon and the parliament decided to try and pass an entire bill just to be able to legally get rid of me. But managing the chaos is part of the job description, even if it means I must secretly become my lady's knight captain of her personal bodyguards in order to keep my job. Though even I could never have anticipated having to train knights cunningly disguised as maids to stay one step ahead of the nobles. Ah, the things I do for my princess.

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Cover Art: This picture totally contains ninjas. You just can't see them, cause they're that good.

Dusk Shine has dealt with many trails throughout his life. From clashing with Nightterror Nebula to outwitting the mischievous Eris to thwarting King Nymphamos’s invasion, he'd seen it all.

All in all, Dusk Shine would admit that life was hardly easy. And now, Dusk finds that his mentor's self loathing is the least of his problems as he finds himself thrust into a world where he and his friend... are mares?

edited by Saylux and OverlordCornutt

Godfather's Rapid Reaction Force, CIF Team 1, stay behind to sacrifice themselves for the sake of humanity, and a handpicked group of scientists and elite soldiers. After activating the Medusa device with the Cortex, the energetic pulse kills all cryptids in a 3-mile radius. Unfortunately, it also kills the Team in the process. Or so it seems...

My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro. Call of Duty belongs to Activision. And any videos belong to their rightful owners/companies/businesses. And comments of why you did or did not like it are much appreciated.

(Knowledge of the Extinction game-mode and its story-line is highly recommended.)

Important Note: This story and its chapters are, as of December 8, 2016, being re-read by me and edited. This is due to me feeling that I could've done this so much better and I was pretty new to this. Expect all chapters to go through mild/major changes or even deletions. All chapters from Chapter 2 onwards, will be archived in the form of a Google Doc, for those who want to read it un-edited, including any chapters I might delete.)

Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.

Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.

(BEING REMASTERED)

Being the fabled "Dragonborn" meant so much more than any mere mortal could truly understand. Being the Dragonborn meant you possessed a great gift that you were immediately born with. There has been many Dragonborns before but none quite as great as the "Last Dragonborn".

After a long and tedious trek up a giant mountain, our beloved Dovahkiin tries to get some rest but encounters a hostile mage who reveals herself as a Dark Brotherhood member. She quickly attacks with hostility with the Dragonborn swiftly retaliating. They clash but it seems that victory was on Dovahkiin's side.

In a last-ditch effort, she takes the magical dagger from her knapsack and throws it at him. Confident, he simply stands there and takes it. Unbeknownst to him, the dagger is successful in piercing his armor and poisoning him. He quickly looses consciousness and as soon as he wakes up, he learns that he is no longer in Tamriel anymore.

He'll now have to team up with the Ponies to get back home, all the while stopping a familiar enemy.

*Anthro ponies for the sake of it. Anthro Level: 3*

After coming back to school, Jason Endwood goes to his backyard to dig up a time capsule he buried when he was seven. After going through multiple items; he notices that he didn't recognize one item that was a Flask, the liquid inside was a deep Emerald. After some "self" convincing, and a entire scan done by his Pipboy like machine named BM5000, that is was safe to drink. Jason proceeded to take a swig at it until gulping down the whole drink. Next thing he knows he is several stories high in the air, what seems like to be around a dark haunting forest, falling to his doom.

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NOTE- This fic was heavily inspired by Article 2 and Fallout 3. I also wrote a large portion of this when season four didn't existed yet. I rewrote the whole story and hid the chapters the once used to be its original form. It's also set in season three.

After the fall of Mann co. the mercs were fired and scattered around the world, trying to rebuild their lives. However, one of them had the information that had always sparked Gray Mann's interest: the blueprints of Radigan Conagher. Now, the Engineer and his daughter try their last attempt to escape the clutches of Gray Mann: the trans-dimensional teleporter.
But will they be able to accommodate in this new world so different, yet so similar to their own?

Team Fortress 2 belongs to Valve and My little pony belongs to Hasbro.

Special thanks to Pree Spunky for helping me with the story.

Celestia, the ever regal and gentle princess...

Celestia, who along her sister, rules over the land for eons...

Celestia, holder of unlimited knowledge and the power over the sun itself...

Is still a mare. And a very lonely mare.

She always wanted a foal to call her son, but she was a princess. Something desirable by many, approachable by none.
So what happens when Celestia finds a young colt?

Why she will adopt him of course. And she will love him forever.

Despite his cursing, senseless mumbling and apparent delirious mind.
Yes, she will love him, even if appearances can be deceiving...

Adam, the ever lazy and impulsive teen...

Adam, who wants nothing more than some peace and quiet, even if he's doing jack-shit to achieve anything...

Adam, holder of limited knowledge and power over his own laptop...

Is a pony. Or a colt, more precisely.

He was not always like that, though it doesn't change the fact that he is now. So, what will our human do in a foreign world, trapped in a foreign body?

Why he gets adopted of course.

And despite his cursing, senseless mumbling and apparent childish mind.
His adoptive 'Mother' will love him.

And why does her sister looks at him that way?

Now with an amazing YouTube reading by the equally amazing AShadowOfCygnus!

During its two year search for Shepard, the lone Geth traveled across the galaxy, exploring worlds both known and unknown. After a blind FTL jump to escape from an Alliance patrol, it found itself in a previously undiscovered system, a system without a mass relay and completely cut off from the rest of the galaxy. It touched down on one of the worlds, a garden-like planet, with the intention of gathering data on any flora and fauna that may have been present.

Instead, it made a remarkable discovery.

Edit at 8:10 AM on 8/17/2014: Scanning...Featured Box Achieved! This unit humbly thanks all organics and fellow synthetics for their support!

A big thanks to my bloody brilliant proofreader AShadowOfCygnus. Don't stop being classy, buddy.
NOTE: This story takes place years before the Return, back when Twilight was just a filly.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro.
Mass Effect belongs to BioWare and Electronic Arts.

Formerly a LoHAV story, now a LoHAH one.

For the last thousand years the Princess of the Sun ruled over Equestria and her Protector defended the nation. Now, the thousandth Summer Sun Celebration approaches. And it will mark the beginning of a new age...

The previous version was a part of the LoHAH Mass Collab story - Unsung Heroes. Warning: it will have spoilers for this story.