Sweetie Drops.

Retired Special Agent.

Working Pony and Loving Friend.

Hated Mortal Enemy.

She wants to live in peace. He has other plans.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive images.

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When Starlight Glimmer escaped capture, everything that could've gone wrong did, in fact, go horribly wrong. Now, with a fatal wound and an indefinite time to live, an unlikely—and hideously unwanted—savior finds her.

The good news? She needs only to solve a riddle she's never heard before she bleeds out.

The bad news... well...

Rated 'Teen' for intensity and slight gore.

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And a special thanks to the ever-prodigious Pearple Prose, Dubs Rewatcher, cleverpun (bless your heart), and Idsterian for aiding and proofing for me in this quest for undisputed power story. You guys are just wonderful!

Featured 6/21/2015... Somehow... Huh.

What happens when something crafted by a creature with no real care for material things is taken from him? Nopony else knew the answer either. But they found out. Oh... They found out.

Rated 'Everyone' because EVERYONE needs a good knock in the teeth!

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Featured on Equestria Daily April 2, 2015! *face melts*

Nagatha Harshwhinny was a professional. When she set a goal, it was done. When she took charge, production soared. When she spoke, ponies listened. A lifetime of strict regiments and no tolerance for slouching instilled a discipline that rivaled that of Canterlot's Royal Guard; a template for order and leadership.

But Harshwhinny's fateful visit to Ponyville changed all that, and made her realize that absolute, 100%, crystal-clear professionalism came at a terrible price...

Her.

A bellowing shout out to my wonderful proofreaders Pearple Prose, JeffCtv, OkemosBrony, and Skeeter The Lurker.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes, mild adult content, alcohol consumption, and someone who had TOO much fun writing this.

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And Merry-f**ckin-Christmas!

Featured on Equestria Daily, December 28, 2013!

What could a smug, arrogant, disrespectful, inconsiderate, country-town farmpony possibly have to offer a seamstress down on her luck? Migraines, premature wrinkles, a revolutionary new fashion line, and a burning attraction that they'd both deny until the moon crashed into Equestria. That's what.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes, crude humor, innuendo, and shameless drama written by yours truly.

(Many thanks to the ever-helpful Pearple Prose for his generous proofreading and suggestions. And an extra-special thanks to the fiction and fanfiction authors that have helped push my writing skills to new heights.)

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'I've followed you since the dawn of time.
I've whispered thoughts into your mind.
I've watched your towers hit the ground.
I've lured the children never found.
I've helped your kings abuse their crown.

'In the heart of evil men,
Plant the seeds of my own plan.
The strong and powerful will fall.
You'll find a piece of me in all.'

A sneak peak at the unseen rise of King Discord.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes, mild violence, disturbing images, and crude humor. Enjoy! Also, this song. Yes...

A forgotten past is a repeated one.

Inspired by a prompt from this guy. Driven by this song.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes and mild graphic images. Enjoy!

As the old mantra goes; Time heals all wounds. But Time also corrodes. Life, love, promises, all of them suffer for it. Applejack knew this. More than anypony, really. The day she watched Rainbow Dash leave to achieve her life-goal, Applejack might've forgotten. Just for a moment.

'For years, I clung to the memory of it. Then the memory of the memory. And then nothing. I look upon you and feel nothing. I remember nothing but you turning your back on me.
~ProfessorPiggy

Rated "Everyone" because EVERYONE can be a forgetful douche nozzle. Enjoy!

Spring is supposed to be a time of renewal. Spring is supposed to welcome the soul with a fresh slate, invigorating with a cycle of new possibilities. Twilight Sparkle had once acted upon this philosophy with fervor and acceptance. But not anymore.

Rated "Teen" for crude humor, suggestive themes, and terrible, terrible implications. Enjoy!

The mind thinks what it shouldn't. The heart races when it shouldn't. And the eyes roam where they shouldn't. Soon enough, everything catches up to Applejack, and she wonders to herself, 'How could I be so stupid?'

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes, alcohol use, and heavy lime. Enjoy, fellow AppleDashers! Enjoy!