Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Trixie,
You shouldn't shout out the name of the spell you are casting before you cast it. Very ineffective if you are trying to escape your pursuer.
-Pharynx
Dear Pharynx,
Look, I'm sure it's difficult being the only conservative living amongst a sea of bleeding-heart liberals, but verbal recitation is one of the methods of casting that I'm fluent in. If you'd like to get your ass handed to you, give Starlight a try.
Sincerely,
The Great and Powerful Trixie
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I tried most of your so called “friendship tactics” and none of them even worked!
Makes me wonder how such a bitch like you pulled it off.
Honestly. What gives?
Your ex-student,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear King Thorax,
Considering all the shit I went through thus far, I'd say that Equestria is not as peaceful as one would think.
You kind of made a bad decision casting off your last line of defence with your brother changing.
Seriously that scorpion thing looked deadly.
Your fellow ruler,
Princess Twilight
Dear Pharynx,
So, you focus on strength, deception, strategy and tactics as your whole lifestyle?
I like your style. You seem much more tough than that brother of yours. Wanna hang out?
Your new friend,
Dragon Lord Ember
Dear Pharynx,
Hey bro. If the Feelings Forums isn't your thing, why don't you meet me in my chambers tonight for some insect incest?
Love,
Thorax
Special thanks to Neo30 for pointing out that yes, I skipped this episode completely by accident.
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Now that it's been posted you could just shift it up in the chapter order so it's in the right place. Your call. *Shrug*
From what I’ve heard, this episode touched base with a lot of fans who also served or have friends/family in the military; mainly from those returning home after being deployed.
Dear Pharynx,
Where have you been? Everyone shouts out their attacks. From Rei-gun to Rei Ken, from Kamehameha to Galick Gun, from Gum-Gum Pistol to Thirty-Six Caliber Phoenix, from Getsuga Tenshou to Gara de la Pantera, from Rasengan to Chidori, from Fire Dragon's Brilliant Flame to Ice-Make: Lance, from Star Platinum to Za Warudo, if you are fighting, you are calling out your attacks. Get with the times, man.
Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and crazy otaku,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
Dat last image. I don't think that Glimmy and Trixie are exactly virgins at this point, Pharynx.*
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*(Lesbian horse sex invalidates one's V-card, right?)
The only good things about this episode were hearing Shitstain Glitter get called out and Pharynx in general.
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And also those of us who were the returning Marines/Soldiers/Sailors/Airmen...
We can definitely epmathize with Pharynx.