You hate that yellow pony, and she needs to die. Even if it kills you.

An anthology of short stories, following my OC/Self Insert and general menace to himself and everyone around him that makes him feel the wrong way about Equestria Girls plot arcs or just random stuff I felt like writing at the time.

Follow Circadian Bedside as he
• Commits several crimes against his sanity
• Sleeps in school
• Somehow prevents a magical apocalypse
• Stops a contrived slander campaign with his brain
• and more!

Not exactly the most quality story, but it's more than I normally do, and I can be proud of it.

Unfortunately for Big Mac, there is a new pegasus in Ponyville and he has his eye set on a certain red farm pony. It all starts on a night with a clear sky...

A freak lightning storm, strange lights, and an unassuming, yet mysterious stone obelisk. What do these things have to do with an average college student from North Tonawanda? At first, nothing. But when nineteen year-old Connor lets his curiosity get the better of him and lands in the center of a cosmic coincidence, he probably should have left well enough alone.

Now he finds himself stranded in an impossible world where magic is real, and "normal" takes on a whole new meaning. A world populated by sentient creatures calling themselves "ponies." A stranger in a strange land, Connor's yearning for answers and a way back to Earth will try both his patience and his sanity in the days following his arrival, even with the support of his new equine friends. But as he witnesses his life slowly spiral out of control, he will call into question his definition of home, humanity, destiny, and what it means to truly belong.

Rated Teen just in case for occasional swearing. This story takes place shortly after the end of Season 2, and the main character is from an Earth where MLP never existed (in order to preserve proper characterization). Or just assume he's never heard of it, that works too.

The title is not an Evangelion reference, I was just inspired by the wording scheme.

What would you do if you were an all-powerful being with limitless, infinite everything at your disposal? Me. I wouldn't know what to do, really. I fell from the sky, leaving a massive crater in the wake of my arrival. And as I realize my ability of omnipotence. I have gained knowledge of everything. No secret, no forbidden knowledge or practices were safe from me. But there was one question that neither I or anything else could answer. 'Why me?' Out of all the infinite number of individuals. Heroes, villains, anti-heroes, aliens, humans, machines, entities from different races, designs, types, species originating from different planets, plains of existence, timelines, universes, and dimensions. Why me, out of all them? What is wrong being able to have everything? Having unlimited power? Ultimate knowledge? Everything. It robbed me of my emotions, the experience of discovering, learning, feeling. Of Death. And now I can only reminisce about the normal life I had and everything I took for granted. All whilst I carve out a new identity for me that will show everybody who I have become in this world that I never thought I would forsake.

Story set in the Pandemic Universe
Original Pandemic Story by ASGeek2012
Does require some familiarity with the setup.

Special thanks for their feedback goes to
Halira
Cosmic Eclipse
And Bree R especially for collaborating because it wouldn't have been possible without.

Sapphire Sky didn't need to land on her feet after ETS, not after she gained a set of wings, and she took full advantage of them.

But months after humanity was saved from Sunset Shimmer’s plague and with the world having found an uneasy balance, she finds herself with time to take a vacation. Now that she has the means to do it, she decides to visit a friend she had only spoken with online out East.

Story takes place in August approximately two months before the events of Aftermath.
Cover art created by me
Other art related to Pandemic will be posted in this thread.

(Rewritten version of my previous Protector of Harmony)

A man was heading back to his apartment in the middle of a storm. He was living a good life, going to college and practicing martial arts. Then lightning hit him and ended up in and anthro version of Equestria. Now he must help the Mane 6, Spike and Starlight stop an enemy whose goal is to cover the world in corruption.

A simple small tiny little plain message from a simple person/pony/author.

Note: This is VERY loosely based upon/ inspired by this music video.

Alone

For my birthday (which is today) of course!!!

Featured on the Self Insert Tag!!!

You've always been small, delicate, and lonesome. Which just makes you the perfect size for carrying. Perfect for a tall college campus goddess like Fluttershy.

But what if?

But just what if, though...?

Tags: Self-Insert, Taller Woman, Bridal-Carrying, Mommy-Domme, Slightly Dub-Con Cuddles, r/petitesubswantonlyonethinganditseffingdisgusting.

Cover Art by NekoJackun