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Twilight Sparkle has read about about what she believes may be an ancient library deep within the Everfree Forest called Ravenspire and, friends in tow, she heads out to find it. However what she finds inside this place is a creature, ancient beyond reckoning, desperately clinging to memories of a time long past when the kingdoms of Chaos ruled and all paid homage to the Ruinous Powers.

Added the human tag for way later. Like around the end, for like a thousand words.

Down voted by Commander Ponysun, so you know it's good!

Now with 100% more Rorschach!

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What's it like to live in Canterlot, home of the princesses, assorted renowned celebrities and sophisticated ponies?

Well, it all comes down to who you are, really - and if you happen to be a fairly ordinary earth pony, you can get on with life quite easily with few distractions.

But what happens when life plays you an interesting hand, and suddenly you're thrown into the spotlight?

This is a tale of the everyday, and how it can turn from ordinary to extraordinary with a twist of chance.

This is a tale of friends, of laughter, of love and of life.

This is a tale of who we are, and how we got here.

This... is Sketchy Salad Symphony.

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Sly Clop is a laid back slacker who runs one of Ponyville's only porn shops on Soresaddle Street. He is a regular customer of Hard Cider's "gentlecolt's club", the Knife and Apple, where he regularly shoots the breeze with Rainbow Dash, who's seen better days.

One day, his only employee quits, and he's forced to hire a new one, starting a new awkward relationship with Lyra, who needs cash. What follows is a lighthearted fic with dark undertones that I hope you'll enjoy.

And if I haven't convinced you enough by this point, no, this not a clopfic.

New cover image by mickf18 on deviantART (DeusExKane here).

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At the heart of Ponyville lies a crossroads. Years ago, before the Friendship Express was established, the intersection would be the resting point for many a weary traveller. These wanderers would sit and stay a spell, peddling wares and exchanging news with the ponies of Ponyville. Though the railroad’s rise led to the fall of carriage-travel and no ponies needed use the Crossroads Station, it never fell into disuse. The new travellers who stopped there came from further afield and had much stranger tales to tell: those of their deaths.

Four humans and a pegasus suddenly appear at the Crossroads Station, joining its previous denizens as they try to escape from limbo and find a new unlife.

Limbo is a plane of existence that has existed in some form or another in most human cultures and many religions, in this instance, Ponyville. It is that dreaded place where souls sit and wait to be judged by their God or deities. It is here that several ponies must find their way to the own destinies, while dragons rained down from the sky.

The results of an extraordinary experiment where seven confused (and some inebriated or high) writers got together to write a story!

The Cast:
Lewdy and Memphis played by Ex-Nihilos
Abigail Miller played by Azore24
Haku played by Haku1013
Imperious played by Imperius
Loro played by DarrParrot
Chubs played by Periphery
Lucky Money played by Sixinthehood


(All rights of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic goes to hasbro and its rightful owners. All original characters as well belong to their creators.)

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders are working on getting their black magical cutie marks, but they suddenly find themselves flung into a disturbing underworld. Separated from her friends and so terrified that she can hardly stand, Applebloom comes across the dark queen of the parasites that crawl in the night. The Queen demands "love", and she's determined to get it one way or another. She subjects Applebloom to certain tests as she flirts, with the feisty filly standing up for herself. Can she save her friends?

Please note that there's no gore or extreme violence, but there's somewhat dark content. The excellent "Sweetie's Mansion" by Moon Shooter has been a large inspiration as well as the wonderful "Silent Ponyville" by JakeHeritagu. Thanks very much for reading.

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Around Ponyville, there is a story about the abandoned home that sits atop Mayberry Hill. According to the legend, the grand old house is home to a tale whose truth that like its inhabitants, has become lost to time. When Twilight Sparkle hears of the legend, she goes to seek the truth. But as she delves deeper into the past, she uncovers a story that is riddled with love and death.

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Four ponies embark on a two day hike into the wilderness that is the Everfree forest, but fail to return. The proceeding investigations and searches are eventually called as the bodies of two of the missing group are found, as well as a journal belonging to a pony by the name of Cath Amber.

Sorry Twilight, you are incorrect. That is not a true Windigo.


Cover photo found on:
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Because I can't draw worth anything.

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Princess Luna must go on a diplomatic mission to the isolated city of Marem, and is tasked with choosing a suitable traveling partner to accompany her on the way. She does not choose the talented and magically-inclined Twilight Sparkle, nor the quick and loyal Rainbow Dash, nor even the strong and talented Applejack. Instead, she surprises everypony by taking Pinkie Pie with her and leaving without a word. Not even Celestia can guess the reasoning behind her sister's choice.

For whatever reason, Princess Luna and Pinkie Pie set off to find and negotiate an agreement with the mysterious community of unicorns located beyond the borders of Equestria. What they find there will impact not only Equestria's stance on foreign policy, but the very lives of the two ponies at the center of it all.

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(Coauthored with totallynotabrony)

Equestria's fastest pegasus joins the United States Air Force, and, through her triumphs and tragedies, learns what it means to be loyal.

Cover art by Scratch42. Awesome job, buddy!

My thanks go out to totallynotabrony, who provided the spectacular third chapter.

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There's nothing worse for a pegasus than falling.

[CHALLENGEFIC]: Under 3000 words, not about Twilight or the Princesses, and NO TALKIN'!

Featured on Equestria Daily, 7 May 2012.

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