Chapter 32
Onyx Versus a Pie
“...And then, darling, you should have seen it; her dress was yellow AND pink! How a couturière could even think about making a dress like that … it’s just awful. Would you like more tea?”
Onyx accepted the offer; his cup of tea had been empty since she started talking about all the differences between fashion in Ponyville and Canterlot.
“Damm this is so boring … it’s not that I don’t care but … what am I saying. I DON’T CARE AT ALL!”
“So, darling, of course you know the fabulous Prince Blueblood?” asked Rarity with stars in her eyes at the thought of her idol.
“Blueblood … yeah I know him, he’s my cousin … so it’s not really of a surprise that we know each other.”
“And what’s he like; is his mane is as fabulous as they say? What about his voice, I’ve read that his voice is so deep and sensual that it even attracts some stallions.”
“Oooh … I’m sorry, Rarity, but look at the time; if we don’t go now, we’ll never get to Applejack’s,” said Twilight before Onyx could answer.
“Oh … well I do hope you come see me again, Onyx; I have so many questions about him.”
Twilight and Onyx said their goodbyes to the white unicorn and made their way to Sweet Apple Acres.
“Thanks for getting getting me out of there; she’s not as bad as the higher class ponies in Canterlot, but still … I’ve alway got difficulty to talk with those types of ponies. And what the hay was all that about Blueblood’s voice being deep enough to charm stallions ... who writes this!”
“Oh, it’s nothing Onyx. Now if you don’t mind, I want you to meet Applejack; she’s totally unlike Rarity.”
“If she doesn’t talk about dresses, I’m fine with it.”
After a few minutes of walking, they started down the road to the Apple family home. Once they reached the door, Twilight knocked and Applejack came to answer them.
“Howdy Twilight, what can Ah do to help you?” asked the orange pony with a heavy southern Equestrian accent.
“I just wanted to introduce you to my dear friend; I hope I’m not disturbing anything important.”
“Not at all, sugarcube; in fact, we were jus’ about to eat a late dinner, and Ah’m sure that we have enough food fer both of you.”
Onyx and Twilight followed the orange mare into the dining room where the Apple family was seated around the table. Applebloom, too busy drawing a map of Ponyville, didn’t notice the Prince walking in, and Big Mac and Granny Smith didn’t really react and just happily prepared two more places at the table for their guests.
“Prince Onyx, would you like some—”
“Just Onyx, will be fine; I’m not the type to care about all that ‘royalty’ stuff, y’know?”
Applejack introduced each member of the family to Onyx; the kind apple farmers welcomed him as if he were one of their own, with a happy, relaxed atmosphere as Onyx took a seat between Big Mac and Twilight. When everypony was at the table, they gave thanks for their meal which consisted of apple salad, apple sauces, grilled apples, apple fritters, and apple dumplings; all washed down with apple juice and cider. Unfortunately for him, Onyx had never really cared for apples, but would be polite and eat what he was given. The atmosphere in the room was something that Onyx rarely had the chance to feel—being around the table, eating a relaxing, home-cooked meal with friends and family... In Canterlot the food was great, but they always felt like something was missing. Maybe it was because Celestia was sometimes too busy with the kingdom to eat with her family, or the food was too fancy for his tastes, or the all the stuffy aristocrats... When they were finished, Granny Smith took all the plates and set on the table a big apple pie and began serving a slice to everypony in the room.
When it came turn for Onyx to receive a slice, he politely declined, “Sorry, but I’m full; the apple salad was wonderful, and I don’t think I could eat another more bite.”
The old mare, ignoring his request, just put the slice on a plate and put it in front of Onyx saying, “Oh nonsense dearie, anypony can find some room fer this here good ol’ pie o’ mine.”
“I’m sorry, but I can’t. I’m very full, and I don’t really love apple pie—”
All of the Apples froze after hearing what the prince said; they were looking at him like he just said that he sold their farm.
The lime-green Apple matriarch broke the silence. “What did you jus’ say? Ah’m not sure if Ah misheard you, but did you say you don’t my apple pie.”
“...Well it’s not that I don’t like your apple pie ... I just don’t like apple pie in general.”
“And why’s that?! Our apple pie ain’t classy enough fer your tongue, or is jus’ that you want to show your superiority by throwing our food away like some sorta garbage?” Applejack glared.
“Superiority ... wait, what? No, I just don’t want to—”
“How dare you to hurt our family like that, coming in our house and showing disrespect to mah granny an’ sisters like that,” said the large, red Clydesdale stallion.
“Why would you that to us?” pleaded the filly with heart-stopping puppy dog eyes.
“But ... but ... Twillight, please help me.”
It was at that time that Onyx turned to see Twilight laughing her flank off, then suddenly the apple farmers laughed with her.
“Wait, what?” Twilight was answered him first.
“Onyx, they aren’t really angry; Applejack and I played a prank on you.”
Onyx face-palmed, he should have known that Twilight would tell her friend that he didn’t like apples.
“Don’t you worry sugarcube, we ain’t a bunch of flankhurt crazies.”
“Are you angry mister Prince?” asked the adorable, little filly.
“Angry, me? No my little pony, I thought it was pretty funny,” said the prince, sharing a laugh with everypony.
Chrysalis was finishing her meal, watching the Prince and his purple friend as they walked down the street in the middle of Ponyville via the patio of a restaurant. The food in her mouth tasted like ash on her changeling tongue and she was scrounging off of the scraps of love from couples in the restaurant; she was starving for a proper meal, but she couldn’t take the risk of being discovered just because she was hungry. She finally found a way get the Prince all alone; all that she needed was him to fall asleep. Tonight, the Prince would be out of her way, whether he ended up being her ally or a source of food.
Ha, Onyx got trolled.
Doesn't like apple pie? Blasphemy!
Je you confuse us with the title, clever boy, and things get dangerous. i can't wait to see next chapter.
How prince Onix will escape, this one? Did he will form an alliance with Queen Chrysalis? Or did his royal ass, will become the main course for the changeling queen? Tuning next time that is…
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Well, lets calm down for a second. At least he doesn't dislike pancakes. Now if he disliked bacon pancakes, that would be a truely unforgivable crime.
Wait, are bacon pancakes going to be the special pancakes he was talking about in the last chapter? I hope so.
Man, here I thought a certain pink mare would be doing craziness with our human... Oh the fun hes going to have with her
Haha i loved yesterday. And nice troll Silver i hope we can have more livestreams like yesterday.
-TBMF
My top 3 villains that I have seen in FimFics are: 3= Death, 2= Molestia, 1=Trollestia.
mmmm hard question...........
3.-Chrysalis
2.-Humans (either god like single humans or as an invasion force, although I like Pony/Human Alliance more)
1.- The ultimate evil, Chess Master Trollestia
3- Hircus (Heroes and Allies)
2- Blueblood (come to think of it, any story featuring him)
1- Scuttles the Xenoform
also:
"Thanks for getting getting me out of there; she’s not as bad as the higher class ponies in Canterlot, but still … I’ve alway got difficulty to talk with those types of ponies. And what the hay was all that about Blueblood’s voice being deep enough to charm stallions ... who writes this!”
I see what you did there!
3. discord
2. chrysalis
1. prince blueblood (I want a long brawl with him so onyx can get revenge for all the stuff he did when he was a kid)
My top 3 villains from a fan fiction? hmmm...
3. Sleipneir (My little Mommies)
2. Hellfire (Once Upon a December)
1. Queen Eos (For want of a Dawn)
I'd say that those are my favorite villains. Now, if you've never heard of these, I would personally suggest reading them, they're very good stories. Though, the last two are very sad at some parts, and For Want of a Dawn is about 225,000 words, and violent.
Villains:
#1: Nightmare Moon (Nightmares Don't Last Forever [still waiting on that update BB.]) & (Return of Princess Nightmare Moon)
#2: Discord (A Pony's Sympathy) & (Deja Discord)
#3: Chrysalis (Folk Tale) & (Monster or Mother)
Though they weren't entirely antagonists, they were villains and on fimfiction.
That livestream was awesome
also
as for villains
3. Discord
2. Sombra
1.Queen Chrysalis
everyone looks at the screen where sliver fang is
Sweet cheezus my top 3 villans?
1. Order/Titan from The Inmortal Game
2. Any Evil Celestia
3. Blueblood ( most of the time)
PS. Onyx got trolled!
2365691 Not that Apple Pie is bad, Just Pumpkin Pie is better. Now Pecan Pie... let's not talk about Pecan Pie
I'm too sensitive when I cry at the descriptionBut I haven't done that in a while so this is gonna be a pretty great story
Nice joke about apples there! And I almost thought that Onyx will burst Rarity's bubble about Blueblood, but it seems that she has to get burned on her own to learn that lesson.
Top 3 villains on Fimfic? Well, let me answer this question pointing my personal favorites:
1) Spell Nexus - from the story "Past Sins" by Pen Stroke
2) Dark Conquest - from the story "For the Ones we Love" by FlimFlamBros.
3) Barbossa (while a main crossover character of the story, you can't call him a hero here) - from the story "Over the Edge and Over Again" by Perpetual Motion
Good chapter, strange, but good chapter. My to 3 villains would have to be from;
1) "For the Ones We Love". The villain in the story is Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's brother who is also the third alicorn. They aren't particularly related by blood in this story, but their bond they share is that of siblings, it's also my favorite fic on the site to date, 2nd to My Little Dashy.
2) "Past Sins". In this fic, it's hard to tell who the villain actually is depending on the reader. I for one see the darkness as the antagonist in this fic.
3) "Cupcakes". For those who have read it, you know who I'm talking about.
And just to let you know, if you find my reasoning some what lacking in the description above, it's because I want you guys to read these and enjoy them the same way I did. If you wish to find some good honest fan-fics (in my opinion, remember, love and tolerate), check out my favorites page and read some that you find interesting.
i have feeling chryssy will rape onyx for some reason......wierd
2367209 wut.
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thx
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it's time to, KICK SOME CHANGLING ASS!
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but they have a so damm sexy ass
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0-0 cyanfoxtrot did not watch the season final yet
In a Fanfic
1. Twilight
2. Discord
3. Nightmare Moon
In the Show
1. Nightmare
2. Discord
3. Chrysalis
Wonderful chapter by the way.
2365701 I think your grammar just made my head explode.
Gotta fix it!
How will Prince Onyx escape this one? Will he form an alliance with Queen Chrysalis? Or will his royal ass become the main course for the changeling queen? Tune in next time…
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omg for once is not about me
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I apologies, English it's not my first language and I'm a little rusty, no to mention that half of the time I don't know you the order of the words goes.
Some people said that I'm the worst nightmare from a user name Grammar Nazi…I'm very, very sorry
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me what i found funny is when you wrotte "je" because is a french word meaning "I" or "Me"
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I didn't know you were french? Je I suppose, Chrysalis got the opportunity to learn a true french kiss, right?
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I'm from Quebec, where we speak a bastardized french (France is like Canterlot an Quebec is like where every lumberjack, woodguy, farmer, fisher etc.. live)
Alors oui je parle francais
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Cool, so she experience a bastard, french kiss then? Jejeje, funny
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meh a french kiss is like playig with the tongue of your partner with your own tongue
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That is french kiss? I though you make a crosaing out of the tongue of your partner
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same thing
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I see
1. Spell Nexus (Past Sins)
2. Hellfire (Equestria's First Human)
3. Frost Snap (Echo the Diamond Dog)
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NEVER MWUAHAHAHAHA
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Ha, It's still funny!
hmm, i don't really have a favorite villain. But i do have an idea how to make a decent one in my opinion. see i think the villain needs a purpose that's good in his eyes but to others looks extreme and harsh, hes doing things in acts of desperation but with a good cause in mind. that to a point might seem evil but really isn't. Granted there are some people that would nothing but personal gain. but sometimes making something gray looking can make things interesting.
"Me, angry? No my little pony, I'M ABSOLUTELY BUCKING FURIOUS!" I shouted!
Every pony began shivering at my outburst as if they were attempting to stare down a manticore. "Gotcha."
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.....I hope Celestia will not discover it...because if yes he will be more than dead
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yea you are back
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oh hell na