Spike pisses Twilight off at that unfortunate time of the month. The result is a battle in which Spike fights for his life, with all manner of random absurdity thrown into the mix.

The following is the result of when I try to start writing chapter 15 for Legacy of the Pegasi, and instead end up writing a random crack story to make my brother and I laugh. Be forewarned, this story contains gratuitous usage of foul language and references.

Set in the 'Youngverse'.

As Canterlot hosts the annual Christmas day party, Celestia, Luna, Chrysalis, Sombra and Discord begin their preparations for their annual sleep over.

Towards their bedtime, Discord suggests they all stay up as late as they can in order to see Santa Claus.

After their parents say goodnight to them, they put their plan into action. But just how long can they stay awake for?

Alternative universe tag for the sake of Christmas setting over Hearth's warming.

Part of the 'When They Were Young' Series, inspired by the cover art by the awesome GiantMosquito! Go show some love.

Thanks to my pre-reader DVAN56! Edited version to come!

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The story of Soarin McLighting, an airshow spitfire pilot and ex-RAF test pilot for new planes in the United Kingdom. His normal happy life has been plagued by dreams of a land of magical talking ponies. Unknown to him this would soon become his reality in more ways then one...When his tale of meeting Wonderbolts unexpectedly takes off...

Proofread by Joesephius_Loewe (Prologue to Chapter 12)
Proofread by That Loopy Author (Chapter 13 onwards)

Story has now continued.

Rated Teen for language and some romantic points

In a time in Equestria where Hearth's Warming has simply become mere marketing, Rainbow Dash tries to find the true meaning of Hearth's Warming.

Shortly after the events of Daring Don't, master archeologist Daring Do remembers a legacy that she'd long forgotten in her studies as a young adventurer. Now, Rainbow Dash might hold the key to uncovering the greatest treasure Daring Do will likely ever find.

But will Rainbow Dash embrace her destiny?

Or will Daring Do's dream of finding the greatest treasure she's ever imagined end in failure?

Editing done by Cherry Frosting

After a family bereavement, Rainbow Dash is now as lonely and distraught as ever. With only her friends, she feels something is missing, something that left her 15 years ago. Something she never forgot, and something she hopes will return.

Cover art by me. That's why it's crap XD

In his quest to become a Wonderbolt, Soarin' finds himself saddled with the responsibility of being the Element of Loyalty and trying to keep up with the newest Wonderbolt, Rainbow Dash.

The Canterlot elite have declared Rainbooms the new "in" thing. A monopoly on high culture makes Rainbow Dash the happiest pony around, of course. Really. She's happy.

First-place finisher of the MLPchan inaugural write-off, "Misconceptions."

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Spitfire, Soarin and Fleetfoot have been working on a new trick called "The Triad Drive" A complex trick that not many trios of pegasi can accomplish. If not performed right, it can leave disastrous consequences on the performers. After the Triad Drive goes wrong, the three wonderbolts land safely as foals. The first one to notice this is Rainbow Dash, and she gladly decides to take care of them until a cure can be found/made. But when it's confirmed that there is no cure, Rainbow Dash will have to do the best she can on raising the three Wonderbolt Captains. Expect foalish fun and foalish things!

I'm sure you know this already, but i'll give a reminder:

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!: This story contains diapers, breastfeeding and cuteness. Be sure you have no heart conditions that could prove fatal if you read. If this strays out of your comfort zone, do not read past this point. You have been warned.

Kudos to Aleximus Prime for the picture, and give my thanks to Equestria Daily's drawfriend compilation #991

THIS STORY HAS A SEQUEL!!! Be sure to check it out.

Additional tag: [Cute]
Rainbow Dash, age three, spends a heartwarming day with her family.
One cute filly, two loving parents, and plenty of time to themselves. What adorable, everyday adventures will they get themselves into? First thing in the morning, Rainbow decides that she is going to be a cat; it only gets cuter from there.

(First person Rainbow Dash)

Author's Note
Anti-Disclaimer: I take full responsibility as the author for any and all side effects that come from reading this story.*

*Side effects may include, but are not limited to: diabetes, heart attacks, cuteness induced head trauma, the feels, d’awwwwwws, and artery clogging sweetness.
Note: Any actual medical conditions are not my fault and I hope you recover quickly.

Pre-read by Sethi and Hopeless Appraisal