When Spike gets a little too excited about a certain infomercial, it's up to Twilight to teach him that not everything is what it seems...or is it?

Inspired after seeing the original commercial on Youtube for the first time in years.

[Second-place winner of Everfree Northwest's Iron Author Contest!]

Such is the law of the universe: the story of anypony's exploits eventually must end, and fade into legend.

But Twilight Sparkle isn't ready for her book to be closed. Not yet.

Twilight Sparkle is dying. She has lived a full, happy life, and now her time has come. But she wants to send Princess Celestia one last letter before she leaves forever...

After a romantic flight doesn't go quite as planned, will the bonds of their relationship strengthen or crumble?

Twilight and friends learn that prolonged exposure to the power of Pinkie Pie can cause some rather interesting side effects. An unbearably silly idea that wouldn't go away until I wrote it down.

After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash discovers the filly knows next to nothing about preening and takes it upon herself to teach her.

Warning: May Contain Feels and/or D'aww moments.

Featured on FIMFiction on 7/20/2013. Yay!
Featured on EQDaily on 09/12/2013 Double Yay!
Reading by TheLostNarrator (excellent!): Here
Reading by DRWolf: Here
Reading by Joehighlord: Here
Riffed by Draklox: Here
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When Rainbow Dash invites Twilight Sparkle to an Equestrian Fighting Championship (EFC) event, she is understandably skeptical at first. However, she soon learns not to judge a book by its cover even if it's two ponies beating the ever-loving tar out of each other.

Time is running out as Twilight attempts to perform life-saving open heart surgery on her friend. But with Spike there to assist, she should be able to save her in time... right?

Written in about an hour after seeing this picture and asking the question, "Why hasn't anyone written Twilight Sparkle, M.D. yet?"

Now no one ever needs to ask that question again.

Celestia has had a long day of ruling Equestria, and wants nothing more than to enjoy a relaxing shower.

But certain intruders won't allow for relaxation...

I was asked by a friend to write a story of sloppy makeouts between Twilight and Pinkie based on this image. So sloppy makeouts I have written.

When Twilight Sparkle finds herself once again failing in the kitchen, what will Pinkie do to cheer her up?

Rated teen due to graphic sensuality.