Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 4
By TDR
Rarity Takes Moreton Bay Bug,
Part 2
[Ponyville]
“Diamond... are you sure about this?” Sterling Silver asked as she followed along behind the pink earth pony. Silver Spoon walked along the other side looking just as reluctant to be following the pink filly.
“Of course I am. That stupid lizard was just talking out of his tail hole. Those three are nothing, and I'm going to make sure they know it...” Diamond Tiara snarled.
The two Silvers looked at each other with a bit of worry Diamond Tiara had been going overboard lately, obsessed with getting the CMC back for any perceived slight, even if it had nothing to do with them. Even Spike's threat barely seemed to make her pause more than a day or two. Silver Spoon knew Diamond's mother was more than a little ruthless against those she considered her enemies or beneath her, but Diamond had taken that to a whole new level lately.
“I'm going to see those fools destroyed utterly for everything they've done.” Diamond snapped with a grin as the trio headed towards the Apple family farm.
A sudden explosion of fire from the orchards brought all three of them up short as a pillar of flame shot into the air easily a hundred stories rising into the sky as if to touch the sun.
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” .
“DAMNIT SUNSET!! Spike shouted.
“Language!” Sunset countered.
“This was a completely valid use of a swear!” Spike retorted.
“Tha barns on fire again.”Applebloom added.
“So's your bow.” Scootaloo offered.
“It's sooo pretty.” Sweetiebelle cood.
“Maaaaaybe we should come back tomorrow.” Diamond Tiara added and turned around quickly headed back towards town.
[ Manehatten]
“Ahhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! RUINED I TELL YOU, RUINED!!!!” Rarity bawled.
Fluttershy, Pinkie, Twilight, Dash, Mac and Sombra all glanced to each other then back to the dramatically crying Rarity. They had gone out to see the sights of the city after dropping off Rarity's supplies. Mostly due to no one wanting to stick around and get in her way if she got into a proper 'zone'.But she had said she was alright if they left her.
When they had gotten back to the hotel Rarity was already bawling and at least two tubs deep in double fudge ice cream.
“So let me get this straight?” Rainbow Dash asked. “You met this Suri, who said she was from Ponyville, and after a bit of talking, you lent her some of your fabric to make an accent, whatever that is, and she used it to make a whole bunch of dresses? In a couple of hours? Damn I thought I was fast.”
“Can't you just talk to the judge about it?” Fluttershy questioned.
“Suri showed off her designs first and the judge didn't care about my protest.” Rarity bawled. “She used my designs as a base and then used my fabric to improve on them to fit what she knew the judge's tastes were, .thus making mine look like cheap copies....”
“I will go have a word with her.” Sombra stated, heading towards the door.
“NO. I know what you're going to do and that would be a violation of ethics... and your parole.” Twilight snapped. “ 'I' will go have a word with her.”
“NO!!” every one in the room shouted, save Big Mac who added his usual 'Eenope'.
“YES!” Discord shouted at the same time popping out of a nightstand drawer.
Everyone glared at the draconequus until he sheepishly pulled himself back into the drawer closing it behind him.
“Twilight don't make me get a newspaper.” Fluttershy warned.”I know how you feel, but Rarity can't have her outfits judged if you vaporize the runway.”
Sombra was suddenly belted up side the head with a pillow.
“What!?!?” Sombra glared at the pink mare.
'That's for biting Fluttershy!” Pinkie Pie stated.
“I have been traveling with you the last two days and you just NOW hit me?” Sombra snapped.
“She just reminded me by mentioning the newspaper.: Pinkie Pie admitted.
“Stars....” Sombra grumbled.
“So, all you need is some new fabric and you'll be good to go!” Fireball suggested.”Shouldn't be hard to find something in town you can use if you get an idea.. We spotted a couple of fabric shops while we wandering around town, Dash can probably go get what you need rather quick.”
“Yes but I'll need to come up with new designs.” Rarity pouted.
“ I've seen you put together a clothing line based on a bee that got stuck in your window. I am sure you will be fine.” Sombra grumbled.
Rarity's eyes narrowed as she considered. Blue eyes looked over the lavish hotel room, then at the group with her.
“ I think. I might have something.” Rarity admitted with a wide grin.
[Dodge Junction.]
“So this is them?” Applejack questioned looking around at the crowd around them. All manner of creatures had turned up for the show, from ponies, griffons, and diamond dogs, to a couple of nox-cal and some stranger creatures Applejack couldn't identify... that one she thought was a camel but she wasn't sure. She and Rahs were looking to make this the final part of the date before they headed back to Ponyville. A couple hours of travel and they would be back home to see if anything had gone on while they were away.
Neither expected much, given they were only gone for a day and it was Saturday, not Tuesday.
[Ponyville]
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Scootaloo screamed as she flew over the town, a bright red crash helmet on her head, she was also wreathed in green flame.
“WHAT THE SHIT?!?” Sunset shouted as she ran up glaring at the remaining Crusaders and Spike.” I left you alone for twenty minutes to get dinner? How did you manage to fire Scootaloo from a cannon.... where did you even get a cannon!?”
“Pinkie Pie.”Applebloom offered.
“SCOOTALOO IS ON FIRE!!" Sunset shouted watching the burning green figure arch towards the lake.
“Yeah but it's that self sustaining immolation spell you taught me. She's not burning really she thought it would look cool.” Sweetiebelle added.” She also has a helmet.”
“Red makes it go faster.” Spike added.
“It's not supposed to be green fire!” Sunset snapped
“That's cause no one will let us play with matches, so Spike added his flame to the spell, and lit the fuse.” Applebloom offered.
“SPIKE!?” Sunset whirled on the dragon.
“I willingly hang around these three. Did you not actually expect that I might be easily swayed into their shenanigans by my filly friend?” Spike offered with a dead pan expression. “ Besides this is pretty tame in truth and Scootaloo is gonna hit the lake and probably come back to ask to do it again. This isn't the first time I've calculated the trajectory for one of them.”
Sunset blinked.
“This is why Applejack laughed at me when I offered to watch you four isn't it?” Sunset muttered.
“To be honest given Sweetiebelle is technically your aunt, thanks to Luna, so you only have yourself to blame.” Spike offered.”The warning signs are there.”
“Hey Spike.... Scoots missed the lake.” Applebloom offered squinting into the distance against the setting sun.
“What? By how much!?” Spike questioned pulling out a large sheet of paper covered in calculations.
“Dunno... She hasn't hit the ground yet, ah ken still see tha fire.” Applebloom stated.” Maybe she hit a tree?”
“GAHHHH!” Sunset snapped and vanished with a flash of teleportation towards the lake.
“I wonder when big sister Luna is gonna teach me to teleport?” Sweetiebelle pondered.
“I think, that if anyone really doesn't need to learn that spell, it would be you.” Spike pointed out as the three started running towards the lake.
[Dodge Junction]
Rahs and Applejack suppressed a small shudder, settling in with a box of fried chicken bits to snack on from a little booth run by a diamond dog that was named Kennel Fried Chicken. They didn't ask about the name, but the food was pretty good.
On stage a lavender earth pony with twin pigtails was going over the sound equipment again. It seemed that the Dazzlings, were not even on the planned program to start with, but the head liner John-Bon-Poni had to cancel for some reason or another. The two groups that had come on the main stage before hoof hadn't been a couple of local bands, they were not bad but they were not really note worthy otherwise.
Rahs had liked the stage presence of one of them called RAWR, but the music had left something to be desired in his opinion. The costumes were very well done however.
“Well, if anythings gonna happen due tah Discord, this'd be it wouldn't it?” Applejack stated.
Rahs simply nodded as a trio of mares, the pig tailed one, the pegasus from the mustard barrels earlier, and another that was sixty percent mane easy, moved up to the mic stands on the stage.
“Woof.”
“Yeah ah'm kinda curious as to what sort of band Discord would like maiself.” Applejack offered turning her attention to the stage.
Then the trio started to sing.
Here we go! The start of the Dazzling shenanigans.
And on note with Rarity, well she should have known better, but then again, she can be naive. But I hope her idea gives her a little spite... just a little.
Does he use seven different spices for that chicken?
Just because it isnt a Tuesday, doesnt means thers not going to be Events.
I wonder just how mad AJ is going to end up with Rahs, due to his magical interactions leading him to end up tripply shellfish?
Scootaloo hasnt landed yet?.. Did that Spike fire covering make her Liedenfrost or something?
Warning, covering youself in fire may make it difficult to actually land due to unexpected thermal interaction effects on easily vapourised surfaces.
I just hope that since both Rahs and AJ are there and they eat magic, the Dazzling shenanigans won't last long. Not gonna lie, I wasn't a big fan of them.
So… how long before the Witchwolfs come out to play with the fishies?
Well what do you know, she actually does have some Ponyville smarts
Ahh yes but you see, you left the CMC supervised by Sunset and a Sparkle, and while Spike is usually the most levelheaded of the out of the three he is still a Sparkle
Yes, yes it is
Yes, yes she does
Now then, let's see what will happen with two magic eaters in the crowd
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I'm kinda wonder about that too. Since one of the is a Witch wolf and another is the God of Witch wolves, together they are like portable magic blackhole. I predict the duo eat magic so fast the Dazzlings do not have time to eat the magic they build up. They are so angry and get down from the stage to have a 'word' with the magic eating wolves duo.
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Mmmmmmmm fish fingers coming right up. Next time on mlp - froggy bottom bog gets three new permanent residents to be guarded by a stare , a pyrokinetic, and a pair of magic “heat sinks”
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She might not be burning but the fire would still be outwardly hot. hot air raises, scootaloo is a Pegasus, every time I recall seeing her launch her her wings are extended. CMC logic Is that scootaloo is riding a self-propagating thermal current
Diamond Tiara has a lot of guts. Not a lot of brains, and definitely a death wish, but she has guts.
So… why isn’t Sweetie Belle (a clear pyromaniac) trying to date the fire breathing dragon?
How does this sound for a compromise: you both go out to have a word with her. That way no one will be able to convict either of you for the subsequent vaporizing of half of Manehattan island.
I don’t know what everyone’s problem is. I agree with Discord. This is a capital idea.
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And four herbs.
WATCHES the CHAOS meter peg itself in the RED and wonders if a new scale won't be needed
10167299 Maybe RAHs should check his portfolio maybe he's gained another day
So someone has been listening to Char Aznable then... or is that Quattro Bajeena, maybe it was Casval Deikun... anyway so long as Spike doesn't start talking about souls being weighed down by gravity or dropping asteroids on anything we should be good...
So should we consider Spike an honorary 40k ork weirdboy?
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Needs more Dakka
Only if it’s moving away from you, Spike. If it’s moving towards you, it should be painted blue.
wait how would sombra talking to suri break parole
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sweetie has seen dead bodys has pyromanic tendencies how has she not at least been looked at by twilights shrink
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What kind of scale are you using? Linear?! Well there's your problem! REAL scientists use logarithmic scales.
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I alway thought Spike was a self scaling Draconis Celestis.
He has ALL the Daka.
I mean, you going to try taking his Dragon Ball Z off him?
This may have been answered already but why hasn’t Angle beaten Sombra into next week yet?
He said White taught him how to and he put Gilda in the hospital for 6 months after she yelled at Fluttershy.
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well, Sombra could probably put up a much better defense than Gilda.
10167724 Considering the chaos brewing not sure logarithmic scales will make that much of a difference. It depends upon what is being studied if a linear or logarithmic scale makes the most sense
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Still not 'nuf Dakka
What's the bet that Saturday is the crazy day for Dodge junction?
What does any of that have to do with Princess Cadence? Also, Sweetie Belle is two words.
Hey, you know what?
I think Ansem is Handsome.
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Mostly the sort of 'Talk' he would have.
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Angel took note that Fluttershy attacked first with the newspaper, and even he thought that was stupid. And it's not like the bite even drew blood.
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It has a LOT to do with the TGaP Cadence.
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What?
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Sorry, I was quoting the summary. I haven't gotten this far yet, it's just that comments made on a story's cover page get put in the latest chapter's comments. Sorry about that.
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See the "Serval of My Excess" chapters back in Season 2. He's a fan of the setting at least.
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Actually, she got that for trying to hunt him. If Gilda had just left, she'd probably have been fine.
Also, Sombra saves the day again, by simply being reasonable. And he doesn't even have to magic-handle a train around this time. He might be a bit of a grump, but he's at least turning out to be fairly helpful.
I detect a tsundere. Is it possible that Diamond may actually like one of the CMC's
Hey, weirder things have happened.
Not true. RACING STRIPES make you go faster... or is that for adding horsepower?
Lol, get it? Ponies, Horsepower...
I'll see myself out now...
Red Tings Jus Go Fastah
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oh like how he got the bullies to leave the crusaders alone but cranked to 10 on likely to make a mess of themselves
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she was, he was committed last Tuesday to Poky Oaks...heard he bunked up with Screwloose...
10170214 sweeties a she lol
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i wasnt talking about Sweetie...
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oh damn she broke a shrink faster theb sparkelbutt
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no, Twi still holds that record, Sweetie took almost an hour and the record is fifteen minutes...
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now i see why discord hangs out with her so much
You have disgraced the name of John Bon Jovi and you shall pay dearly for it. Also, you should think about adding music to these things.
At least the CMC have some dragon to do the math on the safest way to do stupid and awesome things.
Noooooo, Boooooooooo let Twilight have a few words with Suri!
And time for a show.
Also, Sweetie Belle is totally a future supervillian in the making.
Its not Ponyville.
How are the CMC are still all alive
Desaster incoming
Diamond Tiara is raise to be a suicidel Sociapath
Got to love Sunset Flamerthrower Shimmer ♡
What Suri did is Bullshit. She deserve to be vaporised. Noone should mess with best Marshmallow pony lifehood. Especially if she is a national Hero that risk selfless her life more than once.
Awesome Mare
60% Mane ? The rest is probably 38% Mane styling Produce and it leaves 2% anything else
she should just stop all together she is on a razor edge of fucking up
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Oof