Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Party Pooped
Dear Princess Celestia,
I know we're the Council of Friendship, so I think we deserve to know why you want to become friends with Yakyakistan. Seriously, these guys are assholes. Something's not exactly like it is at home? SMASH!
So come on, what gives?
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack
Council of Friendship
To the Council of Friendship,
We have shown interest in Yakyakistan because of their oil subsidies. I feel it's an industry we should really invest in, because everything around here is currently horse powered.
I figured the Council of Friendship would be perfect for the job, because the five of you are the best experts in Equestria about becoming friends with an asshole.
Besides, if they went through with their threats of war, all I'd have done is keep the sun at high noon and melt all the snow in Yakyakistan. Flooded. Bam, no more Yaks, all the oil for us.
Come to think of it...
Dear Diary,
My journey north was interesting to say the least.
Cherry Jubilee is going to want to check her route next time, and avoid ravines before putting her chariot into Sleep Mode.
That and stop slamming outhouse doors in my face.
-Pinkie
Dear Pinkie,
We know the Cakes specialize in cakes and other confectioneries, but we're wondering if we could place a rather special order. Apple Bloom did the math, and we need enough quesadillas for a circumference around the castle.
Think they'd be up for it?
Sincerely,
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity
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That GIF is perfect!
That's an interesting authors note.
What does that author's note mean?! I'm slowly burning into flaming thinking what IT MEANS!!!
Minor thing, you may want to capitalize this.
ayyy
The author's note pretty much explained what we love about a good episode: Crucial plot elements.
A moat made out of cheese. Just what a castle needs.
It's oddly difficult to look away from that gif. I feel like she's challenging me. Great chapter, by the way,
Oh my.
Yeah, whatever happened to miss
Clara ClaytonCherry Jubilee anyway? Is she dead?All the PLOTS!
> Episode title: Party Pooped
> Gif is Pinkie playing with her plot
> You are very, very lewd and dirty, Miles
Dear Yaks,
Fluttershy Smash!!
Sincerely,
Fluttershy
Alright Everypony who ordered Four hundred and seventeen thousand, two hundred and thirty-four quesadillas?
Well time to party! Come on Boneless 2, let's Cheese it!
-Cheese Sandwich
Dear Princess Celestia,
SEND HELP! THEY HAVE ME SURROUNDED! I THINK THEY'RE MOVING IN!
*sees gif* Well, ain't THAT a plot twist.
I loved that episode. The yaks were the most perfect and accurate representation of the more self-righteous bronies that nitpick and raise hell every time a new episode comes out
Ah, the Seal of Cheese. A potent abjuration, and not one to call on lightly. But for this Twilight? It's definitely worth it.
That gif... Just... Why?
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No you see her in Manehatten as Pinkie Pie slides all the way back to Ponyville.
It's offical, we're all watching it for the plot.
After watching this episode, I kept thinking about stereotypes. I know the ponies were trying their best, but in the wrong light, it could appear that the yaks were being made fun of.
I can relate with Twilight. I'm Mexican and quesadillas (especially American ones) are too damn cheesy! I could drown in all that cheese!
However, they still have less cheese than Twilight's friendship lessons.
Twilight would just vaporize all of the quesadillas What you need to do is not use real ones but fake ones made by magic. I think celestia and discord would be more then happy to help
My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
I would like to thank you for your benevolence for healing my shattered bones and exploded organs after I was crushed beneath Prince Rutherford. Thank you for your patience at my clumsiness. I still have no idea how I came to be under the Yak Prince as he was preforming the Five-Star Frog Splash. All I remember is that I was standing between you and the yaks preforming my duties as a human shield, then suddenly I was supine on the floor looking up as Prince Ruth Four-Fifty Splashed down on top of me. As I lay there, bleeding out, time seemed to slow down as he hit me with the Swanton Bomb. I blacked out right after that. I apologize profusely for doing so. It was very useless of me to lose consciousness. If you could please find it in your ever-gracious heart to forgive my useless incompetence, I vow to become a better minion.
Signed, your loyal, fully recovered, yet slightly achy slave,
Neko Majin C.
"Minion", eh? Heheheheheh. NEKO! Get your worthless, gaping ass in here!
"Yes, my Mistress, right away, Mistress. How may I make your life a little better? Are there any more quesadillas you would like me to dest—"
I ZAP YOU!
"Wha—"
ZAP!
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"Po ka?"
~KBO.
6158950 What if in Equestria the Moon really is made of cheese, and that's why Twilight was so afraid of being banished there?
6166197 "Everypony knows the moon's made of cheese."
Oh god that gif, I thought I only liked humanized...
Dear Diary,
My Friends Found my Party Cave today. There must be no witnesses. Time to make some Cupcakes. I'll start with Dashie.
Sincerely,
Pinkamena Diane Pie
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It means nothing will ever be the same again.
NOTHING!