Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Bonus Chapter
THE FOAL FREE PRESS
PONYVILLE WITH A PRINCESS
As nearly all locals are now aware, Ponyville has been the residence of Equestria's newest Princess, Twilight Sparkle, after her official coronation took place in Canterlot. Several locals were hopeful that Twilight would pack up and move to Canterlot, but in our first interview, Twilight had announced her intentions to stay in town, not only as a Princess, but also remaining the town's librarian. We gathered various opinions on how some locals believed Ponyville would change with local royalty.
“I'm beginning to wonder what Twilight is the Princess of. You know, how Celestia is the Princess of the Sun, Luna is the Princess of the Night, and Cadance, the Princess of Love. Actually, maybe Twilight is another Princess of Love, but the bad, awkward kind of love. Cadance is the good love, where she gets ponies to like each other. Twilight just doesn't give a buck, she just wants a good rutting,” said Lyra, self-appointed leader of the Truth About Mythological Anthromorphs movement.
“At first I thought it would be funny, seeing as how Pegasi and Alicorns can't hide their, um...arousal. But then of course I realized that even as a Unicorn, Twilight made no effort to hide it, she was very forward. Everypony could tell when she wanted some, which was most of the time,” offered Aloe, co-proprietor of Ponyville Spa.
“I find Twilight to be a very passionate, sensual study partner. I enjoy our study sessions every night at six. In fact, I'd like to see if we can add some more partners. So if there are any handsome stallions looking to brush up on some reading, please feel free to come by the library tomorrow at six. We could really use the help getting this problem solved,” close friend Applejack stated, curiously winking a lot during that last sentence.
“Yes, absolutely, Twilight is an incredible librarian! If you donate enough money to the library, it's amazing how your legal troubles just disappear!” Pinkie Pie happily offered.
We here at the Foal Free Press can't help but wonder with Twilight's...ever-so-slightly disgruntled personality, that she may try to stage a hostile takeover of Equestria akin to what Luna attempted around a millennium ago.
“Of course not. It is my intention to stay in town and keep things running as smoothly as possible. I'm trying to make my former mentor lose a bet,” Twilight said to our journalist upon exiting The Naughty Mare, just inside town limits.
In other news, Scootaloo has reportedly been scared straight, after local Pegasus Snowflake visited Ponyville Juvenile Correctional Facility to show young fillies what can happen when you abuse wing steroids.
“It's really great here. The food is actually a bit warmer than it is at the orphanage,” she told us from the visitation window.
While she claims she has learned her lesson, she has to serve her sentence of two months, but not if we have anything to say about it.
Stay tuned for the next issue, where we will hopefully be reporting to you with our cutie marks in Juvy Hall Jailbreaking.
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No! Bad Scoots! *whacks with newspaper* Drugs are bad, mmkay!
If anything this is funnier than the ones concerning actual episodes
Yet another excellent hiatus update!
Good one guys, now the guards will know exactly where to look for Scootaloo when she escapes. Yes, I'm assuming she'll escape, we have a Juvinile Detention Centre in a nearby city, kids escape from it all the time.
THE UPDATES! THEY NEVER STOP!
MY SIDES! THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER!
This has to be the best description of Lyra's "human obsession." Of all time. Ever.
2268881 ...really?
Snowflake: "Are these the kind of wings you kids want?"
Students: "No!"
Snowflake: "YEAH!"
Students: "...Um...what...we do?...okay..."
Snowflake [facehoof]: "NOOO!"
...so...
Late night studies huh? Well, I do need to catch up on homework...
Brilliant! Moar, please!
I liked the pinkie pie part.
Hmm, considering how the characters are portrayed in this AU, I've begun to wonder if one of them would've briefly considered Twilight as a sex partner and thought, "Eh, I've had worse." In that case, the only reason it would've taken Twilight this long to get laid is because she's such a colossal bitch. Or is she really that all-around awful?
... It certainly wouldn't be Applejack, considering she just tried to bait as many stallions as she could to take the edge off of her
selffriends. Something tells me Twilight's making good use of that rope during their study sessions.great to see you are continuing this fic, it was really entertaining
*spews water everywhere*
Dear Celestia, my poor sides...
Great job!
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Yup
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Actually, yeah. For some of them anyways. It isn't that you aren't funny, because it is pretty much a laugh riot on every one. The only thing is, without the shackling chains of actual episodes holding you back, you get even funnier.
Seems like you just keep getting new ideas for this stuff.
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Applejack does know that she's not on TV and I doubt Applebloom will understand what she means when she does that anway.
By the way this is based off what the cast said about the show on Twitter is it?
Awwwwwww yeah. Glad to see you writing more stuff, who needs new episodes to be disgruntled? A true misanthrope's hatred is enough to keep them warm and publishing.
Next Issue will most likely be a request to send a "special" cake to three little fillies residing at the Ponyville Juvenile Correctional Facility
2269219 No. The cast and crew say A LOT of things on Twitter.
Well, if this Twilight is the Alicorn Princess of Lust, then Canon Twilight can be the Alicorn Princess of Having A Crush On Somepony But You Can't Go Over And Introduce Yourself Because What If They Hate You Or What If They Already Have A Special Somepony And Why Is Everypony Looking At You Funny Do You Have Some Hay Stuck In Your Teeth Or Something Of Course You Do You Idiot You Didn't Check Your Teeth And Now The Night Is Ruined ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT ABORT.
I read that as rutting, so in my book you did a bang good job of characterizing Twilight.
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I am saddened to realize you just described my life perfectly.
I am useless
2269533 Pfft. Don't you mean SUGGESTED serving size?
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what he said.
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2269444
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Indeed, though she has to shorten it in her letters to save on paper and ink.
You really should have made a separate story to post these chapters in, it will be annoying when season 4 begins.
2269848 He can just condense them into one big Bonuschapter when the time comes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PjIhs72l0A
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5933880576/h1490824C/
YAY!
Would you ever do the comics?
For shame, Scootaloo. Drugs are never the answer. Except when they are.
I, for one, welcome our purple overlady. Especially if she's made a bet with Celestia. The chance to spite the sun princess will surely be enough to keep Twilight from going further into the dark side. Well, the Nightmarish aspect of the dark side.
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Yeah dude, your personal material is great. I mean, transcribing the episodes through an alternate bitchy Twi-letter has been a good ride too, but you're definitely not that one-trick-mule who can only pull off transcription jokes.
This is good stuff, wanna see more of it.
Hm I think I know what Applejack was implying there. It's o.k. Applejack I'll glady sign up for that late night study session. I've been meaning to see what sort of "benefits" I could gain from visting Equestria.
This balances the site change perfectly. *phew*
2271137 Yeah. Messaged a moderator last night, asking if there was a chapter limit on stories. If the cap is 100, I will most likely run into problems near the end of season 4 if I keep these hiatus chapters up.
2271147 That would mean you'll need a "Letters Froma A Disgruntled Friendship Student 2: Alicorn (insert word here)"
2271157 Actually, I had considered "Letters of a Disgruntled Friendship Princess" as a sequel title, but then I reconsidered.
This story has a huge following, and not everyone keeps track of any new stories I make. I'm no doubt running into trouble with the Cupcake Chronicles Side Stories. I am actually considering removing the Side Stories, and putting them in with the main Chronicles.
2271175 You could make a blog saying:
"Important Letters Announcement!"
That could get the attention of those who have only favorite'd this story. Of course, you would need to tag the blog.
Honestly, I haven't read Chronicles before. I might when my 200+ unread chapters are read, but then I would be able to comment on that.
2271175 Eakin announced the sequel to Hard Reset by putting the announcement in a new chapter.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/67362/hard-reset
You could try that.
2271147 The chapter limit is definitely not 100, seeing as how My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic! has 257 chapters and both Austraeoh and Eljunbryo have 200 chapters.
I'll be there at 6:00!
oh thats good
2269444>>2269636 By my reckoning, if she uses the first letter of each word, she will be the Alicorn Princess of HACOSBYCGOAIYBWITHYOWITAHASSAWIELAYFDYHSHSIYTOSOCYDYIYDCYTANTNIRAMAAA. That's still a lot of letters... She'll have to find some other way of abbreviating. Maybe omit all articles, conjunctions, and 2-3 letter prepositions. That would be the Alicorn Princess of HCSYCGOIYBWTHYWTAHSSWIELYFDYHSHSYTSCYDYIYDCYTNTNIRAMAAA. It's a little shorter? Oh well. I've run out of ideas.
Are gryphons an acceptable stallion-substitute? Because I'm interested
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Room for two and a dirtbike?
Count me in.
2283595 Same here.
There's a story in that.
A twisted, dark, funny story.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I laughed so hard I started crying, oh gods my sides