Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Finale
The Legend
Critique not the consoles
Their graphics, price, or lighting
Lest their fancolts wreak destruction
Upon the forum in which they clash
Though the gamer's great guardian
Shall rise to quell the fighting
Alone it's ban shall fail
Lest the earth shall turn to Mash
Into thine hooves
Play together all three
Their powers combined
Match the P of the C
From the trio of consoles
DLC shall you take
For between start and end
All the difference it makes
Climb into bed this fight shall be long
And your mom will reveal her sexiest thong
Yeah, not much. Just something I thought up at work tonight, what with the PS4 releasing and all.
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You know, I haven't kept up with these things in a while. I should probably catch up...
I couldn't find a good clip from Pokemon 2000, but this is an ok substitute...
I'd like to paraphrase a line from Yahtzee:
"At least I'm white enough to buy all three systems." Or something like that.
What's Button's mom's name anyway? Care Giver, Tender Care? Something like that.
3491733
Varies. JanAnimations gave her the name Milano.
Only one hundred words, and I lost it at like three separate places.
Well played.
3491747 Milano. Now isn't that just a decadently sexy name. I think I'll just use that in my head cannon. Thanks for the info.
Perfect! This is brilliant!
3491733 Her most commonly used name is Milano. In one of my stories, I've named her Fertile Plot.
Hahah! I liked that one! A truly poetic twist on an old joke.
Brownie points for the Pokemon 2000 reference! Though you misquoted the final line of the second stanza. It should say "And thus the Earth shall turn to Mash."
Fellow PS4 fan. Awesome.
...
...DAMN B-52'S
I'm confused. Are you advocating all three consoles or PC? And as for your Pokemon movie reference... needs more Herman Cain.
Dear Princess Luna,
*This chapter*
3492192
Who?
3493005 I just saw a clip from that yesterday.
3492382 It was also a gag on the B52s song. Nearly everyone who's heard it will say that the last line sounds more like "thong" than "song".
Huh, this didn't show up on my unread favorites list.
3493201
Same here. I only noticed it updated because I saw it in the Featured box.
3493238
Oh, an actress. No wonder I have no idea who you're talking about.
3493201>>3493231 Hmm. Make sure you have it favorited. I have since added the sex tag since the last update. Not sure if that would affect Favorites lists.
3492302 Ha! So many ways that name could be interpreted.
3493447 Therein lies the point.
I got my Wii U and my PS4 at launch. I'm hoping to get an Xbox One in January or February. United we pwn, divided we lag.
3493581 Xbox One will most likely be first for me. I'm playing New Super Mario Bros U on my roommate's Wii U, and there are no games out yet that constitute picking up a PS4 just yet.
3493594
I only picked up the new Killzone. The single payer is good, but the AI is abysmal.
3493283
That's what we mean, it IS favourited but we weren't alerted to the update.
3491697
I laughed harder at that than i think should be polite.
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Yahtzee made me smile when he said that during his video in Zero Punctuation.
Genuinely interesting. Will finish later.
HA! I got that Pokemon 2000 once I got to the "Lest the earth shall turn to Mash" part ! This was pretty clever
And then the ending . Wouldn't it make sense to call him "Bash" then? Then again, it would make the line I mentioned not work as well. Your opinion?
YammiMash?
3505315 YES!!! Yami!!!
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Almost positive it's a Pokemon 2000 reference.
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Which one is that??? I don't remember the pokemovie names very well, just kinda what happens in them
3509858
The one with Lugia and the Kanto Birds. He had to get little orbs and it was famous for its Mew card that no one could read.
3509863
Oh that one...
thanks. have a mustache for helpfulness
I'm not used to being the one who doesn't get the joke...
Ah well. Guess I'd better watch the premiere before I read the next two.
> Alone it's ban shall fail
"its", not "it's"
3493581
What are you, Geth?
Out... of air.... from laughing!!!
AMAZING 80 chapters I've read a couple of pretty funny fics... But nothing on this story's levels!!!
I shall wait before reading the princess twilight ones... i havn't seen the new episodes yet!!!
Love the Pokemon ref here.
A lot of the Hiatus Chapters were just as amazing as the originials and i highly enjoyed them. But, it's nice to be getting back to the episode based chapters! I look forward to seeing what madness you come up with next!
And he's a poet.
Goddamn, man, is there NOTHING in writing you can't do?
~Skeeter The Lurker
3493239 upload-image.net/images/000/004/701/alyssa-milano.jpeg
This is Alyssa Milano
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I guess I can see her as Milano Mash
3748587 You are correct sir. In a very creepy way you are most correct.
Yea, verily, forsooth and anon.
You would not like to see my mom in a thong, believe me. That is a sight that would scar you for life. Now my sister, I hear she has the features, figure, and... let us say personality that western culture has come to believe is aesthetically pleasing. I, personally do not see it, but I know for certain that many, many, many other men have.
KBO.
4260745 Brave to even put your mother and a thong in the same sentence.