For Meepo, Invoker, Chaos Knight, Queen of Pain and Sand King was just a normal day: get up, kill Zeus, destroy the towers. But when a push turned rowdy get them killed, they don't respawn in the Fountain , but in the Everfree Forest, completely cut off from the Dire. Clock's ticking, and they have to get back to their dimension before their boss thinks it's too dangerous to let them prance around ponies instead of fighting and decides to cut their Contract early, effectively ending their lives.

Will there be an epic magic duel between Invoker and Twilight Sparkle ?(answer's yes)

Will Queen of Pain resist the urge of torturing to death cutesy helpless little ponies?

Is there going to be someone who actually notices Meepo since he does look like someone who could actually come from an adorable fantasy world filled with wonder and whimsy? (boy that's a long question)

What is this? Pinkie Pie and Sand King go to town and party hard? I smell geniuuuuuuus.

Read this story and find out exactly how many days it takes for a Chaos Knight to get petrified by the Elements of Harmony! (spoiler, not very long.)

Submitting to trials, tribulations, lies, misunderstanding, and pain. And all these things for one purpose. To Befriend the Night.

Coverart by: jjames10 (Tome Turner)
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Sequel out now: To Swoon the Stars

My name is Aedan and I'm your average run-of-the-mill guy from Missouri. I served in the Marine Corps for about four years, now I've been out for a year and I'm making a living on the edge of St. Louis. It's not the best of conditions for a guy like me to have to deal with, but I adapt and overcome. Then one Saturday morning on my daily jog I ran into something (well in truth she ran into me) I'd never thought possible. She calls herself 'Princess Luna'. She's alone and confused, but most of all, she wants to go home. And guess who the poor guy is that decided to help her.

rated Teen for talking like a Marine and some... 'Adult' situations...

Over a thousand years ago Equestria faced it's first villain and stood victorius as the evil wizard was sealed in stone for all eternity. Or so they believed, now free from his prison the dark wizard of colour seeks to finish what he started and end all of ponykind. After having created his own nemesis in the past, Spectrum looks forward to an epic showdown of Wizard v.s. Ponykind and Angels or something.

The only villain story (That I'm aware of) that bases the main character's powers off of image editing software.
Made for the LoHAV

Once upon a time, shortly after Discord’s petrification, he perfected his last creation: free roaming Humans. The humans were feared by all pony kind because Discord had made them into the perfect predators. However, the Humans were given the gift of free will (nothing is more chaotic as a free will), and did not like to hunt ponies. A human village was developed on the outskirts of the Everfree forest, where Ponyville is now located. In this village lived the greatest hunter the world had ever known. However, while on a hunting expedition, a tragedy took place, and in order to survive, the hunter makes a deal with Tirek, swearing to serve him.

(Not an Assasins creed crossover only the look of the protagonist)

Joshua Sylvan, a nerdy overweight young adult male into roleplaying games of all kinds, along with reading comic books and watching a little girl's television show, wakes up in a forest with a different body. After giving himself a new name and working out a persona to blend in a bit better with the magical land of talking ponies. Even more strangeness ensues.

Tags will likely be added as the story matures.

King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.

Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.

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A human gets pulled into Equestria by a spell cast by Twilight. He has a lot to learn about this new world and all its inhabitants. Will he be able to cope and live among the ponies, or will he be treated as an outcast, forced to run and hide as he tries to find a way home?

This is an alternate universe.

This is my first attempt at a story, so be brutal. Don't be afraid to tell me if I messed up royally.

Edited by Lady-Kaeru

Cover pic by TheParagon

Jerry was a broken man, working at an unrewarding job, slowly losing the fight against a depression born from paternal abuse and resentment. With no surviving family or friends beyond hollow acquaintances, he turned to drink in order to dull the pain of the same routine and all its awful reminders.

In one night, lost amidst the haze of inebriation and regret, his old life was reduced to nothing more than the ashes of a bad memory. Reborn into an unfamiliar world, and with a body just as alien, how will he adapt with nowhere to call home?

Special Thanks to:
Flaming Reign (Proofreading/editing)
Hyper Atomic (For the awesome description update as well as notes and proofreading!)
Cloudy Serrano (For going back over my original chapters and doing some MUCH NEEDED editing!)
jjamess10 (For EPIC Cover Art)

Dark Tag is for Black Comedy and slightly morbid situations!

A young man wakes up in Equestria as a very adorable Alicorn colt, gets forcibly adopted by Luna, and tries to find his way home. It's a shame that a certain Night Princess won't let him.

Rated Teen for suggestive scenes and the occasional bit of colorful language.

Cover art done by the wonderful Shadow Bolt.