Tumultuous
by Toratchi888
“Thanks so much for coming over, Moona!”
“It is my pleasure, Twilight Sparkle. When you said you needed a little help reorganizing your library, I—Oh, moon and stars! That is ever a large mess!”
“Ehehe, yeah, um, I… got carried away…”
“Eh? ‘Carried away?’”
“Ah, yes, well, when I was a filly, I like to make book forts, you see…”
“Book forts? How delightful! No bastion of knowledge could be greater than a fort of books commanded by Twilight Sparkle!”
“Hahahaha! Oh, Moona! Well, I was feeling nostalgic, but I guess I have a ways to go with my engineering, since they all came tumbling down. And since I gave Spike the night off…”
“Indeed. Now, how shall we organize them? I would guess, for you, either by letters or by subjects.”
“Quite right. Now, normally I would have a checklist of all my books, but since I haven’t updated that in a while…”
“No, no, dear Twilight, don’t overthink this! Let us start organization by lettering… THUSLY!”
*STOMP!* *CRACKOW!* *thud-thud-thud-thud—”
“MOONA! What are you—?”
“IT IS THE CUSTOM OF THE ANCIENT PONIES TO MAKE MERRY WHILE THEY WORK! THIS IS THE ANCIENT AND MAJESTIC WORK-DANCE OF THE EARTH PONIES OF MICRO-PONIESIA! FEEL THE THUNDER OF INDUSTRY!”
*STOMP!* *CRACKOW!* *thud-thud-thud-thud—”
“Moona! Stop! You’re flinging books everywh—!”
“DANCE, BOOKS! BUILD UP HIGH THE WALLS OF KNOWLEDGE, IMPREGNABLE BASTION OF WISDOM! JUMP AND DELIGHT FOR YOUR LIBRARIAN!”
“MOONA, I KID YOU NOT, IF YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE AN INTRACTABLE GOAT—!”
*creeeeeeeeeeeeeak…*
“…”
“…and those would be my shel—”
*WHAM!*
* * *
*clatch, squeee…*
“…Dash?”
“Yeah, Spike?”
“Why are Twilight and Nightmare Moon buried under a pile of books and shelving?”
“Dunno, squirt; maybe the weight of history is too much for ‘em! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“Let’s go get muffins.”
“‘kay.”
*squeee, clatch*
* * *
“mwuna…”
“wuhu, twiwigh…?”
“mext wime, wet’s wust woose ou fooves.”
“ ‘fay…”
Wut
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You should feel ashamed of yourself.
4985947 I REGRET NOTHING!