Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
"Huh." Twilight took in the unadorned warehouse, her hands in her jacket pockets against the November chill. "So this is your home." It looked just shy of being condemned.
Sunset nodded. "It's not much, but it's mine. A lot nicer on the inside. Folding screens and cheap Scandineighvian furniture can work wonders."
"Not exactly what I expected."
"What did you expect?"
Twilight shrugged. "I'm not sure. I think there was a vague idea about someone firing a shotgun into the air when they wanted everyone's attention?"
Sunset took a moment to consider that mental image. "Yeah, not a lot of that. Canterlot doesn't really do the whole 'seedy underbelly' thing very well."
"How'd you get plumbing in there, anyway?"
"I know a guy. There he is now. Hey, Jerry!" Sunset waved.
A shaven man clad in a half-red, half-yellow robe bowed to her, apparently untroubled by leaving his arms exposed in the autumnal breeze. "Greetings, o Brilliant One."
Twilight gave Sunset a flat look. Sunset gave a nervous grin. "I, uh, might have had a slight influence on the area."
"You don't say."
"In my defense, Jerry Rig has shaved his head since I first met him."
"I'm guessing the robe is new."
"My mother taught me how to sew," Jerry said in a tone that spoke far more of snark than serenity. "I have her old machine."
"He only wears it when he feels like embarrassing me." Sunset shook her head despite her grin. "Which is often."
"But it's so easy." Jerry and Twilight looked at each other after their accidental chorus and laughed.
I know the term is jury-rig, but if the show's going to misspell derring-do, I'm giving myself this.
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"Well, there were sort of always people who thought I was a goddess... even when I was evil and couldn't do magic, which makes me wonder just what sort of things some people want from their deities."
Read the chapter title and my mind started singing the fixer upper song from the Heartbreak stories.
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I see you get the joke. Please explain it to me?
7789644 the "this is my BOOM stick!" scene from army of darkness.
Due to the chapter title, I...um...I thought of Frozen...
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On the off chance somebody else reads these comments later, the joke most likely derives from Sunset Vs., a series by MythrilMoth in which at one point Sunset borrows a neighbor's shotgun to get the attention of a milling crowd of Pokemon Go players who'd figured out the apartment complex was the place in town to catch Ponytas but who mostly hadn't narrowed the spawn point down to the bathroom and bedroom of Sunset's apartment. (Mostly.)
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Consider Your comment read, good sir.