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Artemis was sipping ambrosia in her shared temple on Mount Olympus when an explosion and shower of shattered marble came through the roof.
"How did it go?" She asked her brother serenely, not bothering to turn and look at him as he staggered out of the crater.
"Well," Apollo said shakily, pouring himself a mug and trudging over to the dais, "I rode my chariot down a beam of sunlight, pulled up right in front of her just like I always do, then confessed my undying love for her."
"And then?"
"Then this purple chick turned into the Avatar of Magic and broke every bone in my body. And Lady Sunset burned the remains before drop kicking me out of her universe."
Artemis sighed into her drink, "I told you, brother," she said smoothly, "You needed to wait until her mortal friends have died of old age. Sunset won't understand why marrying other gods is so important before that."
"BUT WAITING IS SO HARD!" Apollo wailed. Artemis just smirked and took another sip.
At least Apollo didn't pick up his father's bad habits. And to be fair, that was one of the least obnoxious mythological encounters Sunset had that year.
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Apollo you hussy!
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I've seen worse first dates.
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parents are usually very oblivious, though.
I refuse to accept that SunLight is not eternal.
Stop whining, you big baby.
Frankly, Sunset is so much more mature than the 'gods' of Olympus! The only one I could see her having a conversation with is probably Persephone, mostly because they've both had life experiences that have bred extreme cynicism for gods and worshippers alike.
7961531 my bad I mistook him for Tezzeret Haven't played in a while.
goddammit apolo
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Hestia's pretty mature and stable. But then again, most people see her as the 'boring' goddess. So much there's pretty much no major myths about her, and people tend to forget she exists.
Ah, little does she realize that Sunset is going to see to it that her friends are reincarnated.
At least it wasn't Zeus, by thunder...
Tezcatlipoca's gift basket of hearts and flowers was not well received.
(There was chocolate, too, but it was under the hearts).
Greek gods getting their (literal or metaphorical) asses handed to them by magical pastel ponies. Never gets old.
Well, screw that jerk.
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Artemis has her lesbian hunting harem and they seem to ride with her forever, though...
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I'll bet Sunset and Twilight counted tag teaming Apollo as a date
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I think that was what he had in mind.
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no she wasn't that was Hestia.