Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
(Jenna Cipher)
Sunset Shimmer stared gaping at the paper floating before her, as if not quite having registered its utter stupidity. Shaking her head, she finally looked up at Twilight, sitting in front of her. and spoke.
"A weapons enthusiast who joined one of my stupid churches wants my blessing for her to create something called... a war corgi!?"
Twilight frowned. "What the heck is a war corgi?"
"That's what I want to know..."
(FoME)
"Granted, this is the girl who asked to be the pope of the Church of the Divine Bacon Horse."
"Seriously?" Twilight snorted, then saw Sunset's serious expression. "You didn't!"
Sunset shrugged. "Well, she did ask first."
"'First come, first served' is no basis for a system of religious hierarchy!"
"It is when it's one as ridiculous as that." Sunset frowned. "Going back to war corgis, where's Spike?"
The assembled dogs of Canterlot sat before their leader, entranced as he paced from side to side of the stage.
"We shall chase them up the branches, we shall chase them through the picnic grounds, we shall chase in the fields and the streets, we shall chase in our homes, we will never surrender."
The air around the gazebo filled with excited barks and yips. Then a squirrel passed by and the barks and yips pursued it, along with their sources.
I may have added the bit about the bacon papacy, but it was originally Jenna's idea. You'll see how and why in a few snippets.
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I read that and then the only thing I could think of was Monty Python
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Why, if I went about calling myself the Caliph of the Eternal Night, just because I asked Nightmare Moon before anyone else did, they'd put me away!
Laughed way too hard at everything about this one.
LMAO!!
As always, Sunset learns that, no matter how ridiculous her imagination, reality has long since got there first. Oh well, I suppose that Spike will be good enough as the general of the Divine Legion of Light.
This girl must've heard that dogs are dragons in Equestria and decided that they have taken on dragon-like characteristics. Though I don't know why she chose corgis in particular. I'm probably trying too hard to apply logic to this scenario.
"'First come, first served' is no basis for a system of religious hierarchy! It trivializes the whole thing! People are going to keep giving themselves more and more ludicrous-sounding titles until no one takes them seriously -"
"Exactly."
I see someone reads the RWBY infinite loops here.
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I can only suppose it's because corgis are smallish dogs, so more of them can be packed into the cargo craft to be air-dropped behind enemy lines, and their long hair would reduce their terminal velocity to provide each one a hopefully non-lethal impact with the ground!
Is said weapon enthusiest named Ruby Rose?
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You mean Pope Ruby Rose,.
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I thought of Order of the Stick.
'For the next high priest I choose... Her, in the front. She'll do.'
'Our church is a frontarchy. Prove otherwise.'
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Because she already has a war corgi, all she needs now is to make it official. Took me a while to find a good clip, so just click the link below and watch the Zwei Fireball short.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoExamples/RWBYV2E11NoBrakes
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Or just watches the show. Zwei is best war corgi! And yes, I do know another.