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"No."
"But—"
"No!" Sunset slammed a hand on the table for emphasis. The rest of the food court tried very hard to act like they weren't watching.
Rainbow Dash threw up her hands. "Come on, it's not like you're using them for anything!"
Sunset held up a finger. "First of all, they're people, not tools. You remember what it was like back when I didn't make that distinction."
"Okay, point, but—"
"Secondly, the last thing your ego needs is people literally worshiping you."
"Actually," the third girl at the table said around a cookie the size of her head, "quite a few people already offer prayers to Saint Rainbow."
Rainbow grinned. Sunset groaned. "Not helping, Ruby."
Scootaloo looked from one fellow Crusader to the other, then to her lightning bolt necklace. "Let's face it, you'd be more surprised if I didn't."
"Yeah."
"True."
"And all of the other First-Blessed," Ruby continued, "especially the Proclaimer's Beloved."
Sunset buried her face in her hands. "Please tell me Twilight doesn't know that."
Ruby tilted her head. "Why wouldn't she?"
Dear Twilight,
Due to a theological mixup, you may have a few thousand worshipers in the human world. I'm working on fixing that.
Sorry,
Sunset
Twilight was shocked. Celestia was faintly amused. Luna offered suggestions on choosing a quality high priest.
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Long live the purple book horse!
May her reign last forever
May her strength
Fail her never.
Saint Rainbow sounds like an anime I would totally watch.
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It's like Saint Seiya, except the Pegasus armor is self-aware and also the main character.
7924893 I'd watch the skittles out of that!
And now I also want to see rainbow getting belief based powers. A couple thousand worshippers should be enough for minor things, right?
PRINCESS TWILIGHT: "I what now?"
7925462 I recall a story about that exact thing already.
What a missed chance to use a "clerical error" as the source of the problem
Pray not to The Proclaimer directly, for so she did command, but instead pray to her beloved, The Purple Book Horse* of Small but Exquisite Stature. For lo, the Chronicles do say that The Proclaimer and TPBHSES do share a most won'drous magical means of communication.
*thanks Astorius
Heh... "Saint." A saint is a person who has devout obedience to the deity in question. That's exactly what Sunset doesn't want, so she might find the concept just a little teensie bit irritating. (Stop that! Stop it right now! >
And Discord ate a spackle and chartreuse sandwich...
So is the mix up that people think that Sci-Twi and Princess Twilight are the same person? I’m assuming that the Proclaimer’s Beloved is Human Twilight, and the Proclaimer is Sunset.
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Try this: Part Time Goddess
I don't think Princess Twilight counts as Sunset's beloved.
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These different chapter responses are weird.