Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
Rarity groaned in frustration, slamming her magazine down on the lunch table. "Gods damn it!"
"I'd really rather not," Sunset said, taking a bite out of her meal.
Realizing that her outburst was a major faux pas when seated at the same table as God (even if you were one of her best friend), Rarity found herself blushing furiously. "I'm sorry, Sunset, I'm just a little frustrated at the moment."
"Over a magazine," Rainbow Dash questioned, an eyebrow raised. "Is this like Twilight and her nerdy—"
"Not nerd, geek!" Twilight interrupted.
"Whatever! That fanfic she spazzed out about and ended up making out with Sunset over?"
"Hardly," Rarity grumbled, glaring down at the pages before her, featuring several dresses and suits that had been designed by what the magazine described as 'up and coming talent'. "I've been trying to get my foot in the door of the fashion industry for years now and I thought I had a chance recently, when I almost got a chance to meet with Prima Donna herself." When this was meant with blank stares from all her friends, she sighed. "She's one of the largest private retailers of clothing in the country; she's my shot at the big time!" The fashionista slumped in her chair pushing the magazine away. "But, I can't compete with all these other retailers."
Fluttershy picked at the salad on her tray. "Um... why not?"
"I'm a small, privately owned boutique in a middling city," Rarity explained. "I simply don't have the funds to pull of some sort of publicity stunt. It's not enough to be good, you have to find some way to stand out. And short of asking Sunset to compromise her principles and put in a good word for me, I don't know how."
"Maybe we could hand out fliers," Pinkie said. "Ooh, or have a party to show them off, ooh, or—"
"It's a nice sentiment, dear, but it still wouldn't be enough. I've had plenty of local parties and, while it does help with my sales, it still isn't enough to get me noticed." Rarity sighed, resting her head on her arms despondently. "I need something... big."
Rainbow's fork paused halfway into her mouth, a mischievous smirk slowly spreading across it. "Something 'big', huh?" The rainbow-haired girl turned to look at the one person at their table that hadn't contributed anything to the conversation.
Applejack, pausing as she held an apple from her farm in her hand, looked at Rainbow, only for her eyes to widen in realization. "Oh no, no way. There is no way I—"
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"I can't believe Ah got talked into this..."
"Oh, relax, Applejack, dear," Rarity said, making a few last minute alterations to the green dress her friend was wearing. "You look absolutely lovely."
A blush spread across the farmer's face, unnoticed by Rarity as she worked. "O-oh, thanks, I guess..."
"You're quite welcome," she replied, an equally unseen blush in place as she finished her work on the hem. "And thank you. As much as I'm loath to admit it, Rainbow Dash's plan might just be crazy enough to work. Or, at the very least, get them talking." She finished up, and took a breath to calm herself before standing up. "Now! I'm going to have a word with the camera crew; I want to make sure they capture your best side. You can start getting ready, just remember the tips I gave you."
Applejack sighed to herself as Rarity rushed away, climbing a ladder to a platform built of scaffolding. Really, if anyone else had asked her to do this, she would have refused like a broken record. But she just couldn't turn away Rarity when she turned on the social charms. "Damn it," she muttered under her breath, then touched the charm on her wrist.
The dress that Rarity had made to accent both her natural curves and toned physique scaled up with her as she grew, the colored mana infused as much into the fabric as it was in her. When she stood as tall as a nearby building, she turned to the platform and struck one of the modeling poses that Rarity had insisted she learn. "Okay, ready whenever you are."
One month later
Rarity practically squealed in delight as she looked at the same publication that had caused her so much frustration the previous month. It wasn't much, only a single image on a single page, but the image of Applejack, nearly one hundred feet tall and wearing one of her dress designs, was surely enough to get people talking at least.
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This was low. Low, hilarious and helluva cute. Go go RariJack!!!
Something for Saintabsol: These past few chapters have been interesting but, I noticed what may be a small error. I may have missed something but, the last I knew Sunset was still pretty adamant about not being a god.
8163782 specially as such power unrestricted in the hands of pretty much anyone would screw the tenuous balance sunset keeps for the universe not to blow up.
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Sunset has a sense of humor.
8164275 You're probably just too young to get it. It's okay.
Fully expecting a variation on "Green is Not Your Color" to play out after this.
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There have been a couple of stories showing her having various degrees of acceptance of the situation, from acknowledging that she doesn't have the right to stop them from worshipping her, to allowing that she fulfills most practical definitions.
She also might have been going for a quick joke.
8165003 The problem is that it's not just a one off gag. It's happened in at least three of the last six chapters, if I am remembering right. Once in Rarity's private thoughts, once from Sunset's own mouth, and I'm spacing on a third example so I might have remembered wrong. My point though, is that Rarity knows that Sunset dislikes being thought of as a god, and it just seemed weird to me that Sunset would refer to herself as a god in the context of that snippet. Not that I think she would never joke about it.
Plus, it is Saints snippet so his/her interpretation goes in this case.
p.s.: Sorry about the small wall of text.
8165027 Improv lesson
Rule of Three: The rule of three is a writing principle that suggests that things that come in threes are funnier, more satisfying, or more effective than other numbers of things. The reader or audience of this form of text is also thereby more likely to remember the information.
I'm wondering if Sunset is going to end up having an 'intervention' where she, Discord and the various other Aspects of the world get together to brainstorm on ways to convince Rarity and Applejack to get off their cruise down Deriver Denial.
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God damn that pun works on too many levels for this situation, too XD
8168343
dang.
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*concedes the point* Yeah, Newton<>Apple makes much more sense.
Puns! So many Puns!
Typo:
one of her best friend(s)
Rarity your a saint, demigod, apostle, herald, etc of several sects of Shummerism! Ask them to praise your work! It's not like your not already cheating this is just more effective. (Though I do admit using people's faith for personal gain is significantly worse then using your friend)