Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
(Tophe)
"Wanna guess why Pony You doesn't wear glasses?"
"I'm blind as a bat without them, Rainbow. Assuming magical talking ponies don't have Daring Devil-based echolocation powers, she probably just wears contacts. Which probably aren't very comfortable if you have to put them in with hooves... I wonder how myopic pegasi manage."
"Nope, that's not it! I have here a text from Other Twilight herself saying she got hornbeam-eye surgery. And then two more asking what our word for hornbeam is."
"Fascinating. Well, mystery solved?"
"Wwwwwweeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll..." grinned Rainbow over the course of five seconds.
"I saw that face when Pinkie was plotting the rock candy prank. It looks scarier on you."
"Okay, hear me out. Unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns - which, by the way, is totally awesome. You're part unicorn. So, I - "
"Are you about to suggest I perform high-energy magical surgery on myself, somehow shooting a laser from my forehead to my eye without hitting anything in-between, to fix a small cosmetic problem?"
"Oh yeah, didn't think of that. You'd have to use a mirror. Unless you can make your lasers curve."
"Rainbow, it would literally be less dangerous to request help from Mr. Discord."
(Masterweaver)
"...and that's when Rainbow changed tack, and, well, I did work with Mr. Discord a lot before I met you, and..."
Twilight sighed, awkwardly rubbing one of her four eyestalks.
Sunset facepalmed. "And that's why you have nine eyes now."
"I swear," Discord insisted, "I did not mean for this to happen."
Mr. Discord's degree is in physics, not biology.
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Magic exacts a price and Laughter is part of magic. That's why Twilight should have been more wary!
7220238 Poison joke makes so much sense now!
Nine times the adorable glasses!
7221639 Four-and-a-half times the adorable glasses. Or nine stylish monocles. Or three of those Splinter Cell night-vision goggles.
7220583
I always figured that poison joke was one of Discord's early experiments with plant life before he got bored with plants that didn't move. Then came the timberwolves...
Judging by the eyestalks, it sounds like SciTwi got beholderated.
7232694 The Timberwolves undoubtedly came after a quick vacation in a parallel Florida made mostly out of puns, especially bad ones.
And on that day, Flash Sentry's entire male anatomy shriveled up, turned black, and fell off. He was never able to think about girls again for the rest of his life...in a remote mountain monastery.
This last bit made the entire chapter for me. I think it's the fact that Discord is being sincere that really made it work so hilariously.
But... but glasses are cute and sexy. :(
Re-reading this so much later, it's kind of easy to imagine.
"Mr. Discord, could you help improve my eyesight?"
"Why certainly."
Discord snaps his fingers.
"THIS WASN'T WHAT I MEANT!"