Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
"...Are you good?"
"I... I'm better now," Sunset mumbled. "Thanks, Rarity, I--"
"Not a problem. I'll admit that you simply teleporting in was rather startling."
The other girl shivered.
"...do you want to talk about it?"
"...I..." Sunset finally broke off the hug, sitting on the edge of the dress-shop's showstage. "It's... okay, so... uh, you know I have... people who worship me, like a god, right?"
"Yes. Did you have a run-in with some zealots?"
"Not... exactly. See, magic is still rebalancing and, uh, accidental summonings..."
Rarity rose an eyebrow.
"They were married," Sunset explained. "And... really, really in love with each other."
"But what does that have to--oh. Oh my."
"There were ropes, and... and she was, bent like, and he, and... heat lamps... runes, I think a... plushie?"
"Ooooooh my."
"Three hours, they said."
"Oh." Rarity coughed. "Transporting into a complete stranger's room like that without any, uh, foreknowledge--"
"That's the worst part," Sunset whispered. "I knew one of them, a teacher at school..."
"I... think," Rarity managed, "that you just need to take a teensy little breath, figure out a way to lock down your summonings, and then have a small vacation. I'll cover for you in your classes. Does that sound alright?"
"Yeah. Yeah, that's... yeah..." Sunset hugged herself. "They shouldn't do that with tomatoes..."
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This is one of the downsides of immortal divinity: You don't die and you don't forget so you're scarred for eternity!
A very, very Pratchett-style joke at the expense of fictional deities!
I feel like it's a bad thing that my studies of fetishes mean i can come up with some pretty vivid mental images...But they crack me up so it's not so bad.
Now I wonder which teacher.
My money is Cranky and Mathilda.
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There's a mental image I never needed.
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What would they be teaching?
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How do you go about summoning Sunset? Like... I guess you just chant "God" ad completionem?
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It's hard to say. There were a lot of occult factors in the room, up to and inclduing the tomatoes having a potential sympathetic link with Condiment Mane's hair. Needless to say, Sunset has no intention of looking into the matter and hopes that whatever method was used won't be possible as the universe stabilizes further.
I still think Girl Genius did this gag best with the details provided being "tea cozy..." and "only one spoon..." That's because, on top of making you wonder what the act was, it has the vague insinuation that if they had used separate spoons, it wouldn't have been quite so kinky...
Still, I do wonder what exactly it is they did with tomatoes of all things that traumatized Starlight. I mean, there's the obvious, of course, but I don't see that being the extent of it. And it presumably isn't something you normally do with tomatoes. Hmm, maybe they were eating tomato ice cream...
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Intresting... How do donkey people look like?
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The most notable mutation they received were long, donkey-like ears. They can sometimes flop over, looking more like something on a basset hound.
Let's hope it wasn't Cranky Doodle