Fluttershy flit about her house, gathering up a large amount of books into a box. She decided that they should be sorted later, but just leaving them around just wouldn't do.
"Can I help you with that, 'Shy?"
She yelped in panic, falling on her back with her legs locked in the air. She found herself staring up at the source of the noise, looking up at . "O-oh, Screwball. Y-you startled me."
The mare shrugged, taking the box from the yellow pegasus and rushing up the stairs. "I'm going to sort your bookshelf!"
Fluttershy just sat there for a few moments, shocked. She then raced up after the over-energetic mare, a large blush on her face. "N-no! Please, d-don't look at those!"
Vinyl sat on her bed, sighing softly. She glanced at the door, making sure it was closed, before she pulled a book out of her night stand. She grinned, skimming over the cover with her eyes, tracing the embossed name with a gentle hoof. I don't know who you are, but you're an amazing writer, Lemon Tart! She paused for a moment, thinking carefully. ...well, maybe not as good as Twilightclopple, or Butterscotch Sundae...but still, an amazing writer!
Just as she flipped it open to the first page, there was a knock on her bedroom door. She tossed her book up in the air in surprise, fumbling to grab it in mid-air with her hooves before remembering that she had magic. She gripped it in her telekinesis and threw it back into her night stand and quickly shutting it. "C-come in!"
Two fillies walked in, glaring at each other so much, the pink one tripped on a cello bow and almost fell on her face. Vinyl winced, seeing that the young pony broke the bow. I hope Octy won't get mad at me for that. I didn't damage it, after all.
"We want a rap battle!"
She blinked, snapping out of her thoughts and staring at them. "...may I ask why?"
The pink one spoke up, glaring at Vinyl. "That's none of your concern, Miss Scratch." The yellow filly next to her glanced away, a small blush on her face.
The white unicorn opened her mouth, about to state that she probably should know for the rap battle. She quickly shut it, realizing that the stubborn filly wasn't going to budge. She sighed, running her hoof through her hair. "...fine. Let me just get my stuff ready, okay?"
The fillies cheered, oblivious to Vinyl's inner turmoil. When they opened their eyes and saw the other one was overjoyed, they went back to glaring as if nothing had changed.
Vinyl sat in her basement, staring up at the fixture above her. She frowned, turning her attention to the stone pegasi still behind her. She was compelled to keep the basement light on, yet she didn't know why. Shrugging, she turned back to the audience and the two ponies on the stage. They seemed to be glancing at one of the ponies in the crowd.
Shaking her head to clear that silly thought from it, she started up the music, a wide grin on her face.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
VS.
BEGIN!
Oh look, it's the leader of the blank flank brigade.
She's even wearing that stupid-looking cape that they made!
Well take it off girl, it makes you look like a tank.
I'm surprised you even tried to talk to me, you blank flank.
I'm the queen of this school - the mistress of cool
You're just a little tool. Who you trying to fool?
Your family's dumb farm is barely staying afloat.
My family's so rich
You'd better hope your boat's better than it's captain
Else it'll sink 'fore your three hour tour can begin.
Ya think Ah'm big? You'd make yer ship sink!
You're no queen - you're the weakest link!
Ah have friends who are willin' ta crusade.
Yer only friend's the money yer dad made!
It seems ya forgot 'bout the roots a' your luxury.
Ya wouldn't have a bit if it weren't for my family!
Please, I wouldn't take your Granny's words with a heap of salt.
You, your friends and your family are all riddled with faults!
Your rhymes are so weak, they make you look uncool.
Cry to your mommy you loser, you just got schooled.
Or do you even have a mommy? None of us would know.
All the years that we've known you and she's STILL a no-show
Though looking at you, I really bet, honey
That your mom does certain "jobs" to make more money.
Ya talk about my mom, tryin' ta get me vexed
Yet Ah'm not the one with a daddy complex.
Ya got hot an' bothered by the birds an' the bees
Ah bet ya want my brother ta bring ya to yer knees.
No matter how much ya try ta neglect
Ya have flaws, Diamond, so don't try ta deflect.
Your rap skills are the absolute worst, no doubt!
Now go, 'fore ya miss your Playcolt tryout.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
Yeah, I understand this one has been requested for quite a while, but I didn't have a reason for them to rap battle. Now I do! :P Feel free to ask them questions on my tumblr blog. ^w^ (please specify if you want it written or if you want me to tell you what they said with my voice)
Also, don't expect to see more pics in the middle of the battles. It was only there for this one to clarify a reference. ^^; All credit for it goes to NostalgiaGamerJS on deviantArt.
And credit for about half of the battle goes to SuperChaosKG here on the site. Tiara was being too much of a {insert synonym for a female dog here}.
Anyways, I hope you all enjoy, and have a nice day!
Enigma out.~
I can't say who won...
Applebloom's first verse was weak but the second completely crushed Diamond.
All in all I think Diamond won, not being biased like some people will.
But Applebloom is still best filly
Also:
"She grinned, skimming her fingers over the cover"
Does Vinyl even have fingers?
I say Applebloom won
This is a toughie, as much as I dislike her, Diamond Tiara brought it.
And some of AppleBloom's lines didnt rhyme, but her last verse was great so I guess i'm voting for
AppleBloom
> "She grinned, skimming her fingers over the cover, tracing the embossed name."
> "Skimming her fingers"
> FINGERS!!!!
And then later you said Vinyl had hooves. Oh and as much as i'd hate to say it, Diamond Tiara won. got burned pretty bad.
Diamond Tiara won
Apple Bloom dropped the boom
The bomb in the air just crushed the whole room
Ensue the pursuit while the flutes belt a tune
Make room for the new filly dressing down Tiara's doom!
Applebloom won!
Diamond Tiara, maybe? If so, just by a tiny bit this one is the closest yet......
I'd say Applebloom won (But it was clooose, it seemed like Diamond Tiara was winning in the beginning )
954566 dt did not win (we all Hate here anyway)
*Applebloom drops a shit load of apples in my bag*
gimme all your votes
Fine...
Wow. This was expected to come around, but the creativity went above and beyond. Say... Y U NO SEND ME PRE -READS!? I'm lonely...
As much as I think she's a stuck-up irritating loser, Diamond Tiara had this all the way. Sorry, .
Apple Bloom, especially thanks to that last verse.
Applebloom's second verse kill diamond
Applebloom won
954554 Cue alien guy meme "Magic"
Bloom, definitely.
They were tied for awhile until Applebloom dropped that last line. Point for Applebloom.
so close there but Bloom got it in the end
I vote Applebloom. Diamond Tiara tried to hit her where it hurts with AB's mother, but she still stood. That, and her line that her only friend is money. So true
My vote goes to Applebloom.
Bloom is win epic
Close, i'd say tie but DT is a *yaaay* so I go for Applebloom
I have to vote for DT for the awesome pic.
I actually think Diamond Tiara won this one. She had lots of great rhymes and delivered a good beat down. This might be my favorite rap so far, other than Princesses vs. Discord.
Apple Bloom
Tiara got SERVED!
Diamond sad but true
Applebloom won. That last paragraph burned Diamond Tiara so much, she'd be nothing but a large cinder.
Another fine battle. I vote for Apple Bloom.
Also, when did Vinyl get hands? Lyra would want to know how.
As much as it pains me to give her any amount of praise, Diamond Tiara won...but only by a tiny amount. If Applebloom's first half would've been better she would have won.
Also, Spike vs. Blueblood
954782>>954661>>954566>>954554
fixed. i can't believe i missed that...
Sorry Applebloom,
Diamond Won... btw Diamond, are you really in Playpony? Sorry it's just too funny! If AB had her first line as epic as that she would have my vote.
But AB is still the second best crusader (first is either Scootaloo or Sweetiebelle, they are all just too awesome to decide)
~Princess Starshine out!
Peace
Diamond Tiara. That was cool.
Also, how did I not favorite this? I remember clicking the star.
Even though I hate her I have to say Diamond won.
AB put up a good fight there in the end but that first verse of hers should've been stronger.
We need a happy Applebloom emoticon.
She won, but it was definitley close.
Aside from two or three lines, Applebloom's rap was pretty weak.
Sorry sugarcube, I really am. But this one goes to Queen Obnoxious. Besides, she's got her own boat.
I'm telling you, use Rose V.S. Iron Will. Here, i give you verse:
My name is Rose and i got a licence to ill
This rap already over for you Mr. Iron Will
You preach and teach to be tough shit
i think you're just trying to compensate for a tiny bit
Whats Wrong? Little baby gettin frighten
I'll knock your ass down like a mother fuckin titan
Yea, that right! Go cry to fluttershy
Oh wait! I forgot, you only dig guys.
All that in ten seconds flat
diamond tiara won this battle... diamond atacks and apple bloom trying to cover it by defending her self... she got run over and the second verse dident get her the time to make a stand for her self
Applebloom totally won. Nuff said.
>>Princess Starshine
how could Apple Bloom be second best if you say sweetiebelle and scootaloo are tied for first? wouldn't that mean AB is third best?
i say apple bloom won this battle, but it was close.
I say Applebloom because the only time I reacted was from one of her lines. Diamond's rap was actually pretty lame IMO.
Applebloom won
APPLEBLOOM FTW DIAMOND SUUUCCCCCKKKKKKSSSS
Diamond Tiara got served BIG TIME!
Even though she's on a boat her score is nowhere NEAR as close to Applebloom's
Dat yellow filly's got some sick rhymes, brah.
did ab just claim that dt wanted to mate with bm?
OOOOOOOOOOO S#@T APPLE BLOOM GOT THIS WON. SECOND VERSE KILLED...NAY...DESTROYED DIAMOND. ...........Oh and good job too.
The last line decided it.
Apple Bloom FTW!
Thanks for the shout-out. *takes a bow*
Anyway, it's around neck and neck! Will DT pull through? Or will my first published helpfulness be demolished?!!
WHO WILL WIN?!
(I vote for Diawhore Bastara. Even if I don't like her, I did write her lines. Sorry Applebloom.)