Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Finale
Letter From A Third Generation Friendship Student
Dear Princess Celestia,
Let me say that I'm very excited to get this special assignment from you, and I'll do my very best to not let you down. I'll head down to Ponyville to make sure everything is ready to go for the Glitter Celebration.
I must say, this town is a charming little place. So much laughter, fun, and tea parties. I may never want to leave here! My first stop was Silly Filly Farms, and boy, was there ever the silliest pony running the place. Bumping into gates and knocking over fences, but the food tasted delicious. I ate a little too much and gave myself a tummy ache, but there was more work to be done!
Next up was the stylish weather pony Rainbow Dash. She cleared the sky in ten seconds flat! But thanks to her Rainblow Dry, I now had a hairmergency. I had to get my coiffure taken care of pronto! The decorator Rarity was more than happy to help me with that. She was so cute that she woke Spike up from his 1000-year nap. What's more? He made me a princess! Yay!
The music was provided by a beautiful bird choir conducted by Fluttershy. It's just too bad she wasn't able to set an aquarium up with some seaponies for some shoo-be-doo accompaniment. Lastly, the pre-party was thrown by Pinkie Pie. Tea and cupcakes and hot sauce! So because the celebration went off without a hitch, I'm making all my friends princesses too!
Sincerely,
Princess Wysteria Twilight
Before you say it, allow me.
I knew I had wanted to do a chapter for April 1st for awhile, and the premiere date for Season 5 gave me the perfect opportunity for me to make it the Hiatus Finale as well. The working title for this was Letter From A Gruntled Friendship Student, but then as I started to work on it, I decided to make it even worse and give it a G3 vibe. I hope you've enjoyed another disgruntled hiatus filled with ponified politics and real world events. Bring on Season 5!
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RvB Season 13, FiM Season 5, GoT Season 5, Avengers: Age of Ultron
Why can't time go faster?!?!
5808856 That's what she said.
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*twitch* eyelid *twitch*
*sigh* I will never get used to these. . . And IT ISN'T EVEN THE 1st YET!!!!
But this probably is second to the "pet bird is dick".
Rainbow Dash always dresses in style.
5808856
I know what you mean. 15 more days until we get a fresh supply of weekly ponies from the show.
Hooray for G3. May it keep the lulz coming for years to come.
5808900
15? Try three. Season premiere is April 4th.
At least put a white border around the title in your cover image
That made me smile
5808906
Really? I thought it was the 16th, not that I'm complaining. THE HYPE IS REAL!
This one is actually kinda funny. Fucking G3....
So, in the end Celestia and the others could not support it anymore and they shoot Twilight with the Elements of
BrainwashHarmonyI counter your third generation friendship student with third generation ninjas!
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What irritated me more about this letter was not the basic concept of a G3 style letter, but that you mixed G3 and G1 references..
5808891
Just when I'd finally gotten that song out of my head.
5809659
Pink Fluffly Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows. PFUDOR
hey miles, how do you deal with
SEASON 5 HYPE?
I'm flipping out
5808906 THREE DAYS! I HAVE TO WAIT THREE DAYS! (Possibly more, depending on Netflix...)
IT BURNS.
MY EYES.
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Absolute win!
That's G1 right there.
Whoo! Fun fun fun!
Actually, ya know what? I want some big world event to occur so you sneak another chapter in before the premiere.
It feels like there's a whole backstory to this chapter that we're missing.
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5810361 I wish they did...
Rainbow Dash... Weathers... In style?
Dear Minty,
Where were you? All of these ponies were running around and none of them were wearing socks. We really could have used you. This is what it could have been like:
However, you were nowhere to be found. Luckily, Princess Twilight has me around.
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With love and friendship from the very generous Princess Twilight Sparkle and I, her loyal sock wrangler and pillow de-impaler,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO
5809662 Pink Fluffy Handcuffs Are Perfect For Bondage. PFHAPFB
5809588 Arkansas' House is passing the same sort of law, despite the backlash against it. It just proves the old saying "Stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results." Do they really think the law as it's currently written won't somehow damage their state's reputation in the same it has damaged Indiana's reputation?
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Looking forward to seeing disgruntled Twilight make Animal Farm references and crack Russian Reversal jokes at Starlight Glimmer.
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Thing is, people expect that sort of crap from Arkansas. They don't expect it from the likes of Indiana (even though they probably should...)
CRINGING EXTRA HARD
Today
But, but... I saw the G3 stuff before the stream! The princess was Rarity!
5825813 Actually both Rarity and Wysteria were princesses