Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Dear Zephyr Breeze,
I don't know if the mane therapy industry fell through or something, but walking dogs for two hours a day five days a week is not gainful employment.
Especially not when it's mom's dog.
Your sister,
Fluttershy
Dear Zephyr Breeze,
If the dog walking isn't enough, I know a princess over in Ponyville who could always use your services.
I need something to do while answering all these letters from Cadance. Apparently she's dealing with some disgruntled delivery ponies up in the Crystal Empire, who have formed a convoy, blocked the main street leading to the castle, and are now neighing nonstop.
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
P.S. I see it's February 2nd, '22 today.
Happy Gender Day, fuckers.
Special thanks and shout-out to Kaidan for the inspiration for this chapter!
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Lightning Dust and Zephyr Breeze? That won't end well.![:twilightoops:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightoops.png)
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Nothing ends well with those two so maybe they cancel each other out.
That's Equestrian Cancel Culture.
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Or rather Crack Shipping
Is she hiding from them like Trudeau?