Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Rainbow Dash,
Why are you so nervous about Pinkie’s pies? Are they laced with poison?
Curious,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
It’s not that I hate pies. Don’t you know how she makes them???
Scared,
Rainbow Dash
Sing a song for my friends,
But they’re all about to die
Four and twenty little ponies,
Baked in a pie.
When they were cut open
The ponies started to scream;
But isn't that a tasty dish,
Compared to Krispy Kreme!
Dear Rainbow Dash,
No feeding the animals pie!
Your friend,
Fluttershy
Dear Pinkie,
Getting the truth out of Rainbow Dash is all well and good, but sometimes you have to take a look at how that affects your bottom line.
Attached you will find the invoice for all the baking ingredients you used today.
It's due by Friday.
Sincrely,
Carrot Cake and Cup Cake
Dear Pinkie,
It's so weird that you had so much trouble with Rainbow.
She ate my pie just last night.
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Pinkie,
Yeah, mine too.
Regards,
Captain Spitfire
To the Dashinborn,
You must ascend the seven thousand steps and speak to Piethurnaax at the throat of the world.
Flying up there to help her down doesn't count.
Sincerely,
Arngeir
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I see what you did there, hilarious!
Hey, Pinkie,
If you want a real treat, you should try Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's pie. It is the sweetest, juiciest pie around. Just one taste and you will feel like you are in heaven. Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's pie is not store bought, oh no. It is made from scratch and hoof kneaded for that extra juicy flavor.
Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and pie hype spreader,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
That last image
Nice timing; I read this on Pi Day.
The next to last image is such a mood.