Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
To pink pony who lives with baked goods,
Pink pony can come to Yickslurbertfest. But no more spam mail. Spam mail bad. I SMASH spam mail!!! Rrrraaaaaaa!!!
-Prince Rutherford
Dear Pinkie Pie,
Why did you bring your pet; whom is a cold blooded animal, to the freezing Yakyakistan!?!
Your animal loving friend,
Fluttershy
Dear Fluttershy,
Obviously, as I am immune to pretty much all known physics, that extends to my pet as well. I'm sure the writers want to maintain that "No animals were harmed in the making of this episode."
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Prince Rutherford,
Since I sent Pinkie to learn more about your culture, I think it’s fair you learn about ours. You know how we spent the whole fucking night to clean up the snow out of your homes? That’s called Winter Wrap Up. It’s where ponies of all races get together and clear winter for spring. They work together.
The lesson learned: Get your fucking head out of your ass and ask for help. Your people are suffering because of you. You bitch.
And ponies say I’m bad!?!
-Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Celestia,
Yeah, Twilight's right. What are we getting through our Treaty of Friendship? There's nothing further north except more Fucking Cold. Is there gold in those mountains or something?
-Pinkie Pie
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Except, until you came to town, they never got it cleaned up on time because they were so disorganized.
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Funny story. I wrote that snippet cause both episodes Not Asking for Trouble and Winter Wrap Up had the same episode numbers for their respective seasons. Seem fitting as well as both morals seemed similar in a way
My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
I know this sounds crazy, but please hear me out. I think Pinkie Pie may be smarter than for which we give her credit. She knows about the gold.
Signed your loyal slave and miner,
Neko Majin C.
Pinkie looks like Speed Buggy in that second picture.
~KBO.
"That’s called Winter Wrap Up. It’s where ponies of all races get together and clear winter for spring. They work together."
And yes unicorns aren't allowed to use magic but pegasi are allowed to fly.