• Published 26th Nov 2014
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Commander Thorn in Equestria. - SolidArc5542



Commander Thorn gave his life for the Republic. His squad was overrun and he was KIA....or so we thought. Commander Thorn’s alive and kicking ass in Equestria. How can this possibly go wrong?

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A team of two

"Henceforth you shall be know as: Darth Vader."

Darth Sidious to his new apprentice.

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Agent Sacero sighed as he rubbed his eyes. He was getting tired of these talks. When he decided to enter a nearby bar, he didn't expect it to be this bad. Drunk, everywhere he looked people were drunk. He had decided to hide his uniform, therefore he needed to 'dispose' of a certain taxi driver who unfortunately had a set of robes he needed. But, him still being an officer of the law, decided to stun the poor taxi driver. Sighing, Agent Sacero walked towards the Ithorian bartender.

"What can I get you?" The bartender asked, polishing a glass.

"I'll have the strongest drink you have." Agent Sacero replied as he looked around him, making sure no one was listing. "I also need some information."

"What kind of information?" The bartender asked as he served Sacero his drink. "You're not a cop, are you?" He asked suspiciously.

"No." Agent Sacero laughed as he took a sip from his drink. "I need to get rid of someone."

"Ahh, you're looking for a bounty hunter." The bartender said as he took quick glances around him. He leaned towards Sacero and spoke up. "Listen, there are numerous bounty hunters out there. But of you're really looking for one who gets the job done, I'd advice going to Tatooine."

"Tatooine? Why?" Sacero asked curiously.

"From what I've heard, that's where the best of the best are." The bartender replied as he looked at Sacero. "You're leaving, right?"

As a reply, Sacero handed him hundred credits. "This conversation, never happened." He said as he walked out of the bar.

The bartender grabbed the credits. "My lips, are sealed."

****

Agent Sacero sat in the cockpit of his Republic Attack Shuttle. He was leaving Coruscant to begin his new mission. A mission; The Chancellor assigned him to. Two Clones, two Clones that had to be terminated. How hard could it be? Well, not that hard. Agent Sacero was skilled in many ways. He could stand his own against without a blaster. And with a blaster, you'd better not be in his line of fire. Agent Sacero looked out of the front window of his cockpit. Four Venator Class Starcruisers hovered above him. A set of Headhunters flew passed him.

"Bounty hunters, I can't believe I'm actually hiring one." Agent Sacero muttered as he looked around the shuttle. "I have to say, out of all the ships, this has got to be my favorite. The interior, just everything looks amazing." He said as he put feet on the co-pilot seat.

Suddenly, he heard a door open. Turning around, he saw it was the door that led to the cockpit. The cockpit he was stationed in. But what stood in the doorframe, was what confused him the most. There stood a BX-series.Commando Droid. Carefully moving his hand towards his blaster pistol, Agent Sacero got up from his chair. "What are you'd doing in my ship?" He asked as he quickly grabbed his blaster, only for the Commando droid to leap towards him. The droid kicked away Sacero's blaster and in the progress, uppercutted Sacero, making him fall on the cockpit's metal floor.

Sacero quickly got up and leaped towards the Commando droid. But the droid jumped aside. Sacero, reacting quickly, grabbed hold of the co-pilots seat and spun around, kicking the Commando droid into the control panels. The droid threw a punch at the agent, but Sacero ducked and kicked the Commando droid's legs, making it fall over. He ran towards his blaster and aimed it at the Commando droid. The Commando droid, having no chance of escape, leaped towards Sacero again. Sacero pulled the trigger of his DC-15 blaster pistol several times, the plasma bolts making impact with the Commando droid's metal plating. The Commando droid twitched as sparks came out of its body.

"Stupid droids, how inferior you are to Humans." Sacero said as he spun his blaster, holstering it as he turned around. "I'll be getting rid of you once I--."

Agent Sacero was cut off by a hard object colliding with his head. Agent Sacero fell to the ground, unconscious.

"You Humans are all the same." Said another BX-series Commando droid. "Celebrating when you have not won. You are inferior, we droids are superior." The droid said as he placed Sacero in the co-pilot seat. "Setting course to Serenno." The droid said as it entered the coordinates. The shuttle disappeared into hyper space. Heading towards a sinister planet, that held a sinister man.

****

Count Dooku stood on top of his balcony, looking over the distant forest of Serenno. His master's orders had only been given; two days ago. He knew that if he didn't act quickly, the two Clones would surely but a hold to their plans. Dooku had to be careful, he could not sent an entire invasion force to every planet, only for two Clones. He had considered hiring bounty hunters, but he knew how that would turn out. Even when going into The Box, the bounty hunters he had hired to capture Chancellor Palpatine were all failures. Even the mighty Cad Bane could not complete the mission. Sure, Obi Wan was there as well, going undercover as a bounty hunter himself. But still, his plan should have worked.

"My lord."

Dooku turned around, greeted by General Kalani. "Yes general?" Dooku asked the Super Tactical Droid.

"A Republic ship is entering orbit, shall I send in the fighters to intercept?" Kalani asked.

Dooku shook his head as he walked passed the droid. "No that will not be necessary." He replied, looking back at the droid. "I will retrieve the 'cargo', the ship was carrying. When I am finished, destroy it." And with that said, the Sith Lord walked out of his private 'office'.

"Yes, my lord." Kalani said as he brought his metalic, clawlike fingers up to his head. "This is General Kalani, prepare a demolition droid."

"Roger roger." Could be heard from the other side of the commlink.

Dooku walked down towards the entrance of his palace. Thinking to himself what his master would want him to do with this Republic Agent. He had no idea who he was or what he looked like, only that he was given a lot of credits by The Chancellor himself. Well, whatever he had been given, Dooku could always double it. Finally reaching the entrance, Dooku stepped outside and watched as the shuttle landed meters away from him. Walking towards the shuttle as the front hatch of the ship opened, Dooku watched as a Commando droid carried out a unconscious man.

"I thought there were two of you?" Dooku asked the droid.

"T-forty nine was killed." The droid replied in its usual, low, neural tone. "The mission however, was a success, my lord."

"Excellent work." Dooku said as he inspected his new prisoner. "Take him to my office, take my guards with you and guard him. When he wakes up, contact me immediately."

"Roger, roger."The Commando droid replied as it carried Sacero towards the palace. Count Dooku walked towards the shuttle d stepped inside. He entered the cockpit and saw the destroyed Commando droid. "Merely a single loss." Dooku said as he turned around and left the cockpit, but not without noticing a small briefcase. Picking it up, he left the cockpit and saw a demolition droid t run towards him.

"My lord, I have arrived, as you ordered." The B1 demolition droid said as it looked over Count Dooku. "I'm guessing that needs to be blown up."

"Yes, have it done immediately." Dooku said as he walked back into his palace.

"Roger, roger." The droid replied as it looked at the shuttle. It rubbed its head as it looked at the single grenade that it brought with him. "I need a lot more."

Dooku walked through his palace, walking passed various statues of former Sith's. He'd always find The Sith's past intriguing, ever since he turned to The Dark Side. His master taught him everything he knew, at least, that's what his master told him. Finally reaching his meditation chamber, he entered the chamber. He positioned himself on the ground and crossed his legs. Closing his eyes, he opened his mind and let The Force flow through him.

"Lord Tyrannus." The voice of his master echoed through his mind.

"Yes master?" Dooku asked

"Have you done as I asked?" Lord Sidious asked.

"Yes master, the agent has been captured as you have ordered." Dooku replied.

"Very good, soon my young apprentice, the Jedi will be no more. Once more the Sith shall rule the galaxy." Lord Sidious said. "Now my apprentice, make sure the agent is on our side."

"He will be, master. Whether he disagrees or not, he will join us." Dooku replied.

"Good, good. And what if he doesn't?" Lord Sidious asked.

"Then he will be dealt with." Dooku replied.

"Yes, that is.. Acceptable. I must go now, my apprentice. The Dark Side will guide you." And with that, the connection between master and apprentice was broken, for a while at least. Dooku was about to return to mediation, but his commlink bleeped.

"Yes?" Dooku asked.

"Sir, the agent has awakened." The Commando droid said over the commlink.

"Very good, keep him restrained, I will be there shortly." Dooku replied as he got u up from the floor. He was going to have a little talk with a certain agent.

Comments ( 41 )

Oh no.....

Not DOOKU!!! The crappiest Sith Lord EVER!!!

6358450 and most boring

6358450 I really thought it would be Luna and Sev kicking ass in dreamland, but no... it was not to be. To be fair, this still is a neat story. I really do like it. Keep it going, keep it going.

6358450 Count Dooku is the crappies Sith Lord ever? I thought that was Count Poopoo!

6358839 Count Dookie.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
21:43_8/25/2015

6398293 I thought Ramses got hit by a car? Or was that a different story?

6399047 no that was someone else

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What season did he go down in?

Comment posted by jazzie366 FLUFFKIN deleted Nov 14th, 2015

This fic should be renamed 'The complete and total rape of everything you love about MLP by Commander Thorn and Sev'.

Essentially all this story is doing is trying to show us how much of a badass Commander Thorn and Sev are. And failing miserably. They're just a couple of severely OP and reckless Gary Stu-like assholes.

It all boils down to 'Commander Thorn arrives in Equestria and proceeds to kick everyone's ass while having his cock sucked by all the stupid ponies.'

The story also shits all over Fluttershy's Character. (And all the other MLP characters for that matter.) In the show Fluttershy glares at a MASSIVE DRAGON until it starts crying when her friends are in danger. Now all of a sudden she's afraid of a manticore? WTF???? Do you even watch the show?

Oh, and Sev is a complete asshole who shoots at children for no reason and does a lot of really, really stupid and dangerous things while receiving praise from everyone for all the above and having his cock sucked in the process.

Let me explain a little about gun laws:

1. Never aim a weapon at anyone unless you intend to kill them. Even if the safety is on. Even if there is no ammunition in the weapon. Even if the Firing pin is removed. Doing otherwise is a crime. You can go to prison for it. Yes; even if it was intended as a joke. Guns are not toys, they are weapons of war.

2. Never, NEVER, EVER, EVER fire a weapon near children, unless your life is in immediate and real danger.

This story needs a complete rewrite to have any hope of being halfway decent.

6655972 I really don't get what your problem is. If you dislike my fic so very much and think it's a "rape on MLP", then why even bother to read it? All you're doing is practically calling it: Shit. Nothing more, nothing less. If you came here because of Rage Reviews, then please express your rage in said group.

6656047 While it is true that I heard of your fic from Rage Reviews, I didn't write what I wrote because of them.

I came here, read a few chapters, told you what I thought, gave you info I hoped would keep you from repeating some mistakes from this fic and moved on, make of that what you will.

EDIT: Yes I raged at it a bit too.

6656063 I won't I think I've made that clear in my latest crossover.

6655972
Well, looks like somebody decided to pick bones with Ramses.

At least I know I'm not the only numbskull around here.

6772404
Have you seen the new movie? It's true.

I have red your story and the only real problem I see is the time gaps in between each chapter in both universe's. Making the events happen that really happen what's really months and years to day and weeks. Overall the story is good for me anyway.... Till there is a cliffhanger that is:pinkiecrazy:

Hmmmm... I wonder....

I'm wondering when this will be updated...

*Starts to writing new fanfics*

7215358 This story is undergoing a massive re-write, which is why I have not been updating for such a long time. I had no general direction fo this story, no solid plot, nothing. For my other stories I have. But there are many, many goo stories out there that have been abandoned by far more popular authors.

7215725 ok then just waiting for an update but i bet a rewrite will be cool

Either re-write this, or continue it!

"Roger, roger." The droid replied as it looked at the shuttle. It rubbed its head as it looked at the single grenade that it brought with him. "I need a lot more."

B1 are just the bast :rainbowlaugh:

7215725
I sorta see a plot coming I'm still just waiting wanting update

8607935 do you really have to be immature kid grow the fuck up

9748373 yeah its not really a fetish though dude i just pictured that in my head

FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooh shiiiiiiiiiieeet.:twilightoops:

Update also I was listening to this Nightcore Angel Of Darkness

Please continue!!!

Is this on hiatus or worse, cancelled??!!

11340701 that comment was back in 2017 so why do you care? would you rather have it happen to the filly and not the mom?

Having now read this amazing story fully, I'm really disappointed at its incompletion for so many years, as it was not only one of the best Star Wars fanfics I've read on this site, but I really loved how you portrayed both Thorn and Sev, and how utterly badass they both were.

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